good nicknames (1 Viewer)

[frona]

Kung Fu John, Brown Bread and Sliced Pan - some bunch of lads me mates tell stories about. How do two lads who hang around with each other end up being Brown Bread and Sliced Pan?

I know (and I know at least one other thumpter knows) a guy who's girlfriend's mates cruelly dubbed him Andy-Social or Social for short.

 

[nlgbbbblth]

At a party for Rhino's granny's 70th some of her gifts were nicked. Mostly envelopes containing cash.

Two suspects

Fycey's uncle's mate
Fycey's mate's uncle.

 

[Sweetie]

Hawkeyes, Cause he was great at seeing signposts when driving.

Jimmy the head (he had a large head but his real name was dave)

Tim the enchanter

TIM THE ENCHANTER!!?
Is he a poet? Did he used to do stand up poetry in Molloys back in the day (or say about 4 years ago or 5?)?

 

[ICUH8N]

why is that a good nickname? It's just a monty python ripoff, and I highly doubt its recipient could compare to a horned and largely unintelligible John Cleese in the "excellentness" stakes.

 

[Richie]

Powerhead is the best nickname I've ever heard.

Seconded. Somebody has to start a band called Powerhead.

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

Seconded. Somebody has to start a band called Powerhead.

"so why are yout band called powerhead?"
"someone on an internet forum suggested we should, and it just stuck.."

far out.

 

[clonan attack]

aul lad from firhouse called polio bingo, gives a great chase if you shout it at him, any firhouse heads know the real reason behind the name?, he had the name when i moved there 13 years ago

haha he's deadly, if ya havnt got a chase off him and live in firhouse you should be ashamed

he got the name cos he used to go door to door selling bingo cards in aid of polio disease which i think he has. Hes a bit like the monk to, he puts newspaper down before he sits on the bus, doesnt shake hands and HATES people looking at him.

its a bit mean really but when yr young yr always lookin for a chase.

 

[clonan attack]

theres dancing billy too, yr man that always dances in the middle of the speaker when hes drunk, his names not billy either.

and john cap cos he never takes his hat off.
and "baggie trousers" jimmy the old man who wears pants too big for him.

also on the firhouse list are bungles, 4tits, meatball, and several rashers.

 

[Kid Lovebeach]

brick face (also - bo-tak and boshfield)
johnny underpants
thriller nose
butterknife burke
mittens
denny klonkin
the black web
splodge
dick tits
mitchel spiderman
and
baby chicken head

are some friends / acquaintences of mine

 

[Spam Javelin]

My Dad knows a guy called Dylan the Villan.

"Whys he called Dylan the Villan Dad? Was he a messer when he was younger?"

"No, he spent 25 years inside for murder"


He also knows a guy called Percy Soaper, but thats his real name.

 

[brianoak]

I work with a dude called knuckles.
We used to call him "training bra".

 

[therealjohnny]

Barless

Because his dick was so small it was just the knob- no 'bar'

alledgedly

 

[billygannon]

Declan "Deco" Kelly.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

Is that top Deco or bottom Deco?

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

Is that top Deco or bottom Deco?

weak.

 

[billygannon]

Roy L.'Rocky' Dennis

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

Did you ever see a picture of the real Rocky Dennis Bill?

 

[billygannon]

Did you ever see a picture of the real Rocky Dennis Bill?

Did I ever!

 

[Spam Javelin]

Did you ever see a picture of the real Rocky Dennis Bill?

Apparently he was a complete prick in real life.

 

[snakybus]

In primary school:

Lulu
Battery (aka The Hulk)
Jaranticock
Turkey
Ali Baba
Bubble (me)

none of the girls had nick names - why is that?

some choice nick names from around the place:
The Baltic Brothers (two brothers who wore these huge coats)
Spudneck King (he had lumps in his neck)
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