FULL-ON SEX Hoot Night! 4th of July! (1 Viewer)

[Pantone247]

what is? you? tee hee, i showed her, eh? thanks for those books dude... i didn't get the bit at the end though, where the girl falls on the boy and his willy ends up in her mouth? i didn't get that... is that hard to get?

huh?!

what book were you reading, did Snakybus tell you that?

thats sounds digusting!




edit: you totally showed that girl but... she totally wants to marry you now

 

[Ex-User (1487)]

but mammy, i'm too young to die... can we not just do what they did in the book?

edit: you totally showed that girl but... she totally wants to marry you now

 

[Pantone247]

but mammy, i'm too young to die... can we not just do what they did in the book?

you'd have to be pretty chill

and the girl would have to be pretty dumb

but yeah probably, it is the Full On Sex Hoot after all

 

[Ex-User (1487)]

yeah, i guess... deadly hi-5

you'd have to be pretty chill

and the girl would have to be pretty dumb

but yeah probably, it is the Full On Sex Hoot after all

 

[Pantone247]

yeah, i guess... deadly hi-5

double hi-5!!

I hear you're whipping out your horn on stage

 

[Juno]

huh?!

what book were you reading, did Snakybus tell you that?

thats sounds digusting!


edit: you totally showed that girl but... she totally wants to marry you now

Did Mike write the Sweet Valley books? How cool is he! I think I want to marry him instead of hag.

 

[Pantone247]

I think I want to marry him instead of hag.

heh, as if you have any choice in the matter




Mike has wrote loads of books, under various pen names of course... theres The Sweet Valley High books, The Baby Sitter Club books, The Joy of Sex, My Life As A Rent Boy, Peig, all the Judy Blume books, The Beginers Guide to Self Colonic Irriagation.

He's a busy boy

 

[billygannon]

"His (or her or unassigned gender) prominent thighs against her (or his or unassigned gender) nubile calves" or something.

What's everyone singing?

 

[snap-apple]

"His prominent thighs against her nubile calves" or something.

What's everyone singing?

that song offa the phone add
do-do do-do den den
do-do do-do den den
do-do do-do den den
do-do do-do den den

 

[Ex-User (1487)]

yeah, my horn and then some! ha ha ha ha.... oh

double hi-5!!

I hear you're whipping out your horn on stage

 

[Pantone247]

What's everyone singing?

Wind Beneath My Wings by Bette Midler

 

[Ex-User (1487)]

it was like this when we were in school too

me: mike? come on please, i want to go home, it's really late and i don't like hanging around churches at night...

mike: uhhh uhhh schlurrrrp, just one more minute hag, don't be such a pain in the ass, i'm almost there... harder! HARDER!

me: please mike? i'm cold...

mike: aaahhhhhhh... fucking nice one. sally, you met hag?

sally: errr, no i don't think so... is he your retarded cosin from cork?

Did Mike write the Sweet Valley books? How cool is he! I think I want to marry him instead of hag.

 

[Ex-User (1487)]

errr... actually...

heh, as if you have any choice in the matter

 

[snakybus]

I... I'm sorry

I ....can't quite respond

I'm not the same since my time in solitary

"institutionalised", I think they call it

 

[Ex-User (1487)]

jesus, check this guy at batton dropping! sheeesh!

I... I'm sorry

I ....can't quite respond

I'm not the same since my time in solitary

"institutionalised", I think they call it

 

[snakybus]

when you've been in the 'joy you care not for batons

unless they're baton carrots

I worked in the inmates kitchen, see

 

[Ex-User (1487)]

rough gay at the office?

when you've been in the 'joy you care not for batons

unless they're baton carrots

I worked in the inmates kitchen, see

 

[snakybus]

when you've sung "Freeloader Freddy" with your fellow inmates in the dead of night, you care not for office

 

[Ex-User (1487)]

you're weird.

when you've sung "Freeloader Freddy" with your fellow inmates in the dead of night, you care not for office

 

[snakybus]

when you've written your life story on the cell wall with your own gick, with Orlando the 300 pound gorilla man twitching on the top bunk, you care not for weird