fucking hell is it break up season??? (2 Viewers)

[Hector Grey]

Stage 2: wanking

 

[La La]

Stage 1: Denial

what's stage 2? how many stages are there?

 

[RED(tape)MENACE]

If anyone tried to break up with me, I'd like tie them to a radiator or someshit.

 

[egg_]

Which is far, far too long for a first relationship methinks.

I'm Mrs. egg_'s first boyfriend, and we've been together for getting on for 17 years now - too long, do you think?

 

[La La]

If anyone tried to break up with me, I'd like tie them to a radiator or someshit.

no use - they;d only get a book deal out of it

 

[RED(tape)MENACE]

no use - they;d only get a book deal out of it

I'd beat up the postman and steal their royalty checks!

 

[shower another shower]

Been with the wife 18 years. 14 years married, but always on the lookout for a future ex.

 

[Diddles]

Did I mention it's my wedding anniversary today? And my husband has run off to see Slayer? Did I?

 

[therealjohnny]

Did I mention it's my wedding anniversary today? And my husband has run off to see Slayer? Did I?

Got to admire his prioritites

congtaulations!happy anniversary

 

[killy kill]

Did I mention it's my wedding anniversary today? And my husband has run off to see Slayer? Did I?

Ah in fairness, Mastodon are playing as well

 

[Hector Grey]

Ah in fairness, Mastodon are playing as well

mastodon were namechecked in corrie t'other night.
or was it some other program?
anyway. some program. for straights.

 

[Diddles]

Got to admire his prioritites

Well we did get married standing in a pentagram..|..|

 

[Super Dexta]

i decided not to break up with the youngfla because if I did I'd have nowhere to stay after Slayer*.

Kerry King: tearing marriages asunder, bringing relationships closer.





*this may have been a factor.

 

[wild_cat]

Was broken up with today, you'd be suprised at how many people will look at you roaring and your make up all over your face in Dublin.


Must have cried for over three hours straight. Kinda light headed from just smoking and tea.

 

[Hector Grey]

chin up. with any luck it'll be the first of many....

 

[oh shit]

the heart was made to be broken.
and to circulate the blood.

 

[wild_cat]

chin up. with any luck it'll be the first of many....

I know, but like I cant feel like that now. Lesson learned today never fall in love and maybe get some anger managment classes.

 

[Hector Grey]

I know, but like I cant feel like that now. Lesson learned today never fall in love and maybe get some anger managment classes.

ye didn't kill him did ya? ah roisin NOT AGAIN

 

[classic seanc]

If only somewhere at some point in the history of music, someone had written a song about having a broken heart.....

 

[oh shit]

never fall in love

you got that right