Fat Princess (1 Viewer)

[nooleen]

A week of booze topped off with a bag of pills, however...

 

[the strange guy]

If you could just add thick, viscous, gray dollops of cum that tastes like week old mushrooms, dribbling pathetically off the end, then yes, that's a very good picture.

 

[Reets]

er, i dunno...i was just saying that when you suck a man's cock or fuck him he rarely (or never yet, in my experience) minds what colour you are.

hmm not too sure how i read that earlier, think my fragile little mind sugar coated it so i thought it was about friendship or something like that but yep you're right, if you've gotten that far with someone you're hardly gonna stop cos you're not so keen on their complexion

 

[nooleen]

If you could just add thick, viscous, gray dollops of cum that tastes like week old mushrooms, dribbling pathetically off the end, then yes, that's a very good picture.

you've tasted your own cum after week-long pill benders? hats off, sir!

 

[the strange guy]

Of course!
Who in their right minds would suck me off in that state?
And who in that state would be lonely and fucked enough to try and suck themselves off?
I thought that's what all the white Irish lads did.
I'm just trying to fit in

 

[Reets]

that description is wrong on so many levels, including metaphysical, thats pretty hard to do with a cum description, impressive but dirturbing, also im not too sure i'll be able to eat mushrooms for a while.

 

[Reets]

Of course!
Who in their right minds would suck me off in that state?
And who in that state would be lonely and fucked enough to try and suck themselves off?

you?

 

[nooleen]

And who in that state would be lonely and fucked enough to try and suck themselves off?

only you, my darling!

 

[the strange guy]

YOU BETCHA!
Tell your Swedish mates that.
If they're still interested I'm gonna marry the hottest one.

 

[nooleen]

I'm just trying to fit in

ha! 'fit in'! you won't be fitting in anywhere with a shrivelled amphetamine cock.

 

[Reets]

drugs dont work dude, esp when it comes to sex, and i should know. both pretty hot.
stupid brain, i mean cos i teach sexual health

 

[the strange guy]

ha! 'fit in'! you won't be fitting in anywhere with a shrivelled amphetamine cock.

Sex and Drugs have always, always worked for me.

drugs dont work dude, esp when it comes to sex, and i should know. both pretty hot.

Go on, we're all up late and we could do with a few tales.

 

[Reets]

what happens if she sneezes?

 

[the strange guy]

She comes after the 10th time.

 

[Reets]

whoo hooa hooa. she could be a great magican, all the stuff that'd fit up there!!

 

[the strange guy]

Definitely the kind of lady to smuggle a few grams back for ya from Holland.

 

[Reets]

looks like she has that much before brekki, you'd have to pry it from her cold dead hands!!

 

[nooleen]

it's taken me seven hours to notice the lack of septum in that picture. now i have an indelible mental image of you trying to stuff a speed-shrivelled cock into that gaping nose-hole. like trying to get a slug into a slot machine.

 

[frona]

You said you'd ever bring your nerdiness to thumped. Now look at ye all, discussing yaoi on a punk forum. For shame. For shame..

At least it's not shotacon.

You know that word so *narrows eyes at you*

 

[therealjohnny]

now i have an indelible mental image of you trying to stuff a speed-shrivelled cock into that gaping nose-hole. like trying to get a slug into a slot machine.

we invented a word for this sexual act in the hope that it would catch on

it never did though

maybe because it's a niche thing (almost a pun there)

the word was splange

yeah, I know, it's rubbish