Fat Princess (1 Viewer)

[nooleen]

i've just spent fifteen minutes gazing at this picture. i decided early on that the girl second from left was the best but have put much careful consideration into the virtues of the others. am i a sexist now...?

 

[nooleen]

we invented a word for this sexual act in the hope that it would catch on

it never did though

maybe because it's a niche thing (almost a pun there)

the word was splange

yeah, I know, it's rubbish

you're right, that is completely rubbish. septicoccus perhaps?

 

[Vinnie]

you're right, that is completely rubbish. septicoccus perhaps?

Fellatus Quo

"My greatest regret is taking so much coke that I lost the septum in my nose." - Francis Rossi, Status Quo.

 

[nooleen]

nah my pun was better

 

[Vinnie]

Not bally likely. Maybe in another puniverse.

nah my pun was better

 

[nooleen]

atrocious.

 

[Vinnie]

atrocious.

The dizzying lows and the crushing lowers. This thread has a modest selection of both. Your pun was rubbish by the way so go easy.

 

[Reets]

i've just spent fifteen minutes gazing at this picture. i decided early on that the girl second from left was the best but have put much careful consideration into the virtues of the others. am i a sexist now...?

nope, if you said something like her looking better making tyour dinner or wearing that outfit is all they're good for then youd be a sexist arsemonkey

 

[nooleen]

The dizzying lows and the crushing lowers. This thread has a modest selection of both. Your pun was rubbish by the way so go easy.

my pun was brilliant. i'll let you away with having spent 20 minutes on this thread before making that reply because i too was helplessly anchored here by the enchanting globes of those swedish bottoms.

 

[nooleen]

nope, if you said something like her looking better making tyour dinner or wearing that outfit is all they're good for then youd be a sexist arsemonkey

she'd look better sitting on my lap, i can make my own dinner.

 

[Reets]

she'd look better sitting on my lap, i can make my own dinner.

how can you make dinner with her on your lap?

 

[Vinnie]

i'll let you away with having spent 20 minutes on this thread before making that reply because i too was helplessly anchored here by the enchanting globes of those swedish bottoms.

The Enchanting Globes Of Swedish Bottoms should be the title of your autobiography. In my Utopia everyone gets an autobiography and the cover of every autobiography has the author shrugging their shoulders in front of a visual representation of the title of the book.

 

[nooleen]

how can you make dinner with her on your lap?

i think dinner would be of secondary importance in that circumstance. but i'd cook anything she wanted afterwards. pickled herring with 0.2 % alcohol government cider, perhaps.

 

[nooleen]

The Enchanting Globes Of Swedish Bottoms should be the title of your autobiography. In my Utopia everyone gets an autobiography and the cover of every autobiography has the author shrugging their shoulders in front of a visual representation of the title of the book.

the title of my autobiography will be 'what the fuck is wrong with me?'. the cover will feature a picture of my mother shrugging her shoulders in front of a picture of me dead in a gutter, clutching a photo of the swedish bikini team and a fanta bottle filled with alco puro and sprite zero.

 

[Reets]

from what i know of swedish women there's a whole lot of cold tins of pasta, yummy. if you go with the herring they'd think you were on masterchef

 

[nooleen]

are they student nurses, by any chance?

 

[Reets]

nope, beautician and social worker. nurses tend not to be all that hot looking in real life- hence abbey titmus

 

[nooleen]

nah but they're mental and smoke, drink and eat shit food like they're actually trying to get heart disease.

 

[Reets]

em ok

 

[Corm]

Good fucking work.
I've gotta ask though, how did you convice her that ENDLESS BLOCKADES FOR THE PUSSYFOOTERS proved that TEAR THEIR SYPHILITIC VAGINAS TO PIECES wasn't sexist?

Ooooh yeah, that was it! She'd seen my GISM backpatch and was asking if they were the band that had the song about tearing syphilitic vaginas to pieces. My defence of Sakevi and co revolved around his general wanton use of the English language, arguing that it was merely chosen as a method of shock and offence in general rather than specifically towards women, as demonstrated by the man's commonly off-the-wall behaviour.