F***in' C**ksucker (1 Viewer)

[Thebeard]

take a deep breath....

and get over it

you didn't catch him in the act so the fucker has gotten away with it.

harsh, but true.

And if i shit on his car and slash his tires and don't get caught then i get away with it.

Sweet and true.

 

[Kid Lovebeach]

take his wife out to dinner.

 

[Thebeard]

take his wife out to dinner.

Brilliant idea although i don't think he' married. Wouldn't suprise me at all if he was still a virgin living with his mother.

 

[rettucs]

Brilliant idea although i don't think he' married. Wouldn't suprise me at all if he was still a virgin living with his mother.

take his mother out to dinner

 

[theoootini]

pour sugar in his petrol tank?

 

[theoootini]

piss in his letter box?

 

[rettucs]

shove a banana up his hole

 

[dudley]

park there again, but overpump your tyres full of methane. next time he pinpricks you he'll get a nasty surprise! and deaded!

 

[Jerry Twig]

Is it worth the car damage?
Yes, I would say.

 

[Cormcolash]

Put a bomb under his car, that's what we do up North

 

[nlgbbbblth]

whenever someone says

"Two wrongs don't make a right"

respond by saying

"Neither does one"

 

[whizzy_llabo]

Go back again & get a mate to park up the street in another car. You head off for a while, the mate watches your car (possibly with videocam).

If he does it again, you have something to go to the guards with..

Get him to pay for the tires he already punctured or threaten action.

EDIT: obviously you've got to find a mate who's willing to sit in a car for a day

 

[ann post]

that'd work probably.

there was one guy on my old street who moved in after me and assumed that my spot was his, and after a few days put a traffic cone there to stop me parking on it. i just reversed over it every evening till he got the message.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

take a deep breath....

and get over it

you didn't catch him in the act so the fucker has gotten away with it.

harsh, but true.

This is the best advice. Move on and don't give him space in your head.

He has to live with being a fuckhead, you don't.

Trust me, it's no party.

 

[David Kronenbourg]

murder him

 

[GO]

Perhaps an intensive campaign of "Wet Willies","Nuggies","Wedgies" and "Nipple Cripplers" is what this fellow requires to see the error of his ways.

 

[ann post]

find his car and write 'COCK' on the bonnet backwards in reflective writing.

 

[Moods For Mallards]

Become his best friend, slowly winning his trust and affection. Then he will feel unbearably guilty and many years from now will buy you new tyres for your birthday.

 

[broken arm]

i'd call th ecops and get him arrested for criminal damage. keep the pin and wheel clean for prints and shit

 

[Wilbert]

take his wife out to dinner.

and then never call her.