F***in' C**ksucker (4 Viewers)

[David Kronenbourg]

make a pass at him then kick him in the balls whatever his reaction is

 

[GO]

Surreptitiously procure a photograph of the cad and get Johnnystress to 'shop him into a compromising position and fly post his neighbour hood with it.

Job done.

 

[nooleen]

put thumbtacks in his shoes and laugh as he slowly deflates

 

[taubstumm]

give him a tragically disappointing blowjob

 

[taubstumm]

turn his house around while he's asleep

 

[taubstumm]

use the existential apprehensiveness that this situation has provided as a source for artistic inspiration by painting a symbolist picture of the trepidation you feel. which means that you can then... show him this dread!

 

[Froog]

ask him what time it is, then casually take a shit on his doorstep humming the irish national anthem.

 

[Thebeard]

I might try an amalgamation of everything in this thread. That should work.

 

[Red_Dog]

Smash one of his windows , you'll get away with it , you'll feel better!!

 

[Froog]

all my revenge ideas seem to involve bodily fluids/solids.

 

[Thebeard]

Bodily fluids/solids are a well know tool used in the art of revenge. Don't feel embarrased Froog.

I might t-bag his pint next time i see him in the pub.

 

[shitepipe]

invite him to a dinner party then when he turns up poke him with your boner and look at him blankly.

thats your solution to everything isn't it?

 

[mr pharmacist!!!!1]

how did this go?

 

[ernesto]

shit morg, didnt know about this. i reckon call around with a few people and look menacing and demand that the tyres be paid for...'or else'. tell him a neighbour has seen him do it. get some mean-looking friends to stand behind you. intimidate the shit out of him. im obviously not going to be able to be one of those menacing looking friends coz im puny but if theres any other way i can help, i will.

 

[Anarcho Munk]

Hoof a ping pong ball into his car where you put the petrol in. It'll sporadically conk out his car for months and he won't have a clue.

 

[ernesto]

Hoof a ping pong ball into his car where you put the petrol in. It'll sporadically conk out his car for months and he won't have a clue.

great idea

 

[Anarcho Munk]

Another one is wedge a spud up his exhaust pipe as far as you possibly can (that can be an euphenism for something else if you want !ninjaaaa) and cover it up with a load of that white silicon crap you get in guns that you use in bathrooms.

It's a bit obvious but a deadly buzz altogether. You'll have him ragin'.

 

[pete]

 

[jcdonaggio]

in fairness some cunt is always parking outside my house and I've many a thought of doing something similar. luckily im a nice guy but someone people take the biscuit.

 

[Doctor Muscles]

Go back again & get a mate to park up the street in another car. You head off for a while, the mate watches your car (possibly with videocam).

If he does it again, you have something to go to the guards with..

Get him to pay for the tires he already punctured or threaten action.

EDIT: obviously you've got to find a mate who's willing to sit in a car for a day

or knock one of these together:

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