doctor, doctor (1 Viewer)

[nEiLo]

anyone recommend a doctor in the city centre?

i haven't been to a doctor in years, so don't have one. i tried the mercer medical centre but can't get anything until tomorrow. i want to go today.

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

fella on harrington st that was dead nice and weirdly camp

injected me in the bum, patted my belly, said i was a good
lad and sent me on my way with a week off work. there's
a pharamacy downstairs too.

he was like a mix of al pacino and jerry lewis. i dunno if these
things make a good doctor, but he was definiltely memorable
and i didn't die

10/10!

 

[Wobbler]

There's a guy in the same building as the secret book and record store on Wicklow St. Grand.

 

[nEiLo]

thanks, dudes.

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

can you get aids medicine on the medical card, neilo?

 

[Willie Willions]

Only for certain types of aids.

 

[Wobbler]

Only for certain types of aids.

Bad aids?

 

[krystal]

I go to a women's practice on suffolk st, so probably not applicable. depends on what you wear though, I guess, and how high you can pitch your voice?

 

[rampz]

I go to a women's practice on suffolk st, so probably not applicable. depends on what you wear though, I guess, and how high you can pitch your voice?

i go there. i just tuck my lad between my legs ala buffallo bill in silence of the lambs.

 

[nEiLo]

all cured.went to the dame street medical centre. the doctor was cool (i believe he lectures in the royal college of surgeons)
i am minus 75 euros + the extra for being in town when everyone else is in work!
best sick day ever.

 

[the departed]

you put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up.

 

[billygannon]

I was at the doctors yesterday. He removed my toe nail.

For no reason either.

 

[MDR]

I was at the doctors yesterday. He removed my toe nail.

Was that in lieu of payment? He probably keeps it in some turkish box and sniffs it at bedtime.

 

[flashback]

fella on harrington st that was dead nice and weirdly camp

I went to a flaming Doc here, who kept asking me if I had sex with men, and kept raising the eyebrow there when I was saying no.
Ah yeah, but, you know... sex... with a man...
Seriously. No.
He was young too, my age sort of thing.


And then, he was checking my glands fucking all over, and apparently you have glands near your lad. Checked them.
More man sex talk.
Oral man sex? At all?

Then started fully talking about AIDS and things.

Fuxake doc. Is there anything else on the agenda like? And then, he says "I almost certainly don't have HIV, and I should just take it easy for a while. Here's some free nose spray."


Fucking nose spray???
Em. Thanks. Can I have my kaks back there?

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

let a player play

 

[Wobbler]

Was that in lieu of payment?

He has to get his cut somehow.

 

[rettucs]

He has to get his cut somehow.

are there doctors that specialise in wonky balls?

 

[Wobbler]

are there doctors that specialise in wonky balls?

Don't know. It would be handy to get it sorted before my wedding night. I still haven't told her.

 

[classic seanc]

What, you getting married or something?

 

[rettucs]

Don't know. It would be handy to get it sorted before my wedding night. I still haven't told her.

you're dead right. Make her love you for what you are, not the contents of your pants. Keep the padlock on until the wedding night. Only right and proper