sarah
Well-Known Member
a girl touched my willy without permission in the stephen's green shopping centre recently.
she was walking with very swingy arms and i wasn't watching where i was going.
i've been back there every day since but theres no sign of her and her mallet like fists.
When I was a teenager I whacked a guys' willy with a can of cat food. I happened to be swinging it around in a shopping bag, as you do, and he had the bad luck to be walking behind me. I legged it in embarrassment so couldn't give a report on extent of damage caused.