Being Felt up by a Stranger at a Gig - GUYS ONLY THREAD (1 Viewer)

[sarah]

a girl touched my willy without permission in the stephen's green shopping centre recently.
she was walking with very swingy arms and i wasn't watching where i was going.

i've been back there every day since but theres no sign of her and her mallet like fists.

When I was a teenager I whacked a guys' willy with a can of cat food. I happened to be swinging it around in a shopping bag, as you do, and he had the bad luck to be walking behind me. I legged it in embarrassment so couldn't give a report on extent of damage caused.

 

[the strange guy]

Ladies, admit it.
You're all dodgy as fuck and deserve to be locked up.

 

[CitySickness]

I once punched myself in the cock by accident.

 

[David Kronenbourg]

When I was a teenager I whacked a guys' willy with a can of cat food. I happened to be swinging it around in a shopping bag, as you do, and he had the bad luck to be walking behind me. I legged it in embarrassment so couldn't give a report on extent of damage caused.

the poor fuck probably can't have kids now. i hope you're happy

 

[sarah]

the poor fuck probably can't have kids now. i hope you're happy

Ah at the rate you's thumped lads are going, there'll be way too many kids anyhow.

 

[GO]

I'm playing a gig tonight...fingers crossed.

 

[Jerry Twig]

I once punched myself in the cock by accident.

ah me owl cock

 

[the strange guy]

Any luck, gazzer?

 

[Corey]

WHO WANTS TO HEAR MY BALLS STORY???

 

[flashback]

ah no you're grand Corey, seriously.

 

[Reets]

WHO WANTS TO HEAR MY BALLS STORY???

with writing that big, it's gotta be good!!
does it have anything to do with temple bar and a girl with a spiked bracelet, or an elastic band and hospital trip?

 

[Hector Grey]

with writing that big, it's gotta be good!!
does it have anything to do with temple bar and a girl with a spiked bracelet, or an elastic band and hospital trip?

back off, rita, you don't want to hear it.

 

[the strange guy]

Jesus, Corey. If it's the story with the rusty nail then the answer is no.
Ah fuck it, go on, yes!

 

[Gambra]

Not the one where you leaped over the bar is it??

 

[ernesto]

oh god. i remember reading that ball story.

fuck off Corey, im making a boiled egg here.

 

[Gambra]

Not the one where you leaped over the bar is it??

That was my 8,000th post. Jesus.

And I'm getting mental image flashbacks from this!!!

 

[egg_]

Just post a link to the thread you posted it in before dude. We don't need to go through that again

... unless you want to supplement it with a picture of the scar?

 

[Reets]

there's a scar? cool, now i really want to know!

 

[Hector Grey]

there's a scar? cool, now i really want to know!

do you like martinis? cos they're off the menu once you see this story.

 

[killy kill]

drop it, lads