Band Needs Singer/guitarist (1 Viewer)

[rape the drummer]

ok my band is in bad need of 1 or 2 new members either an individual singer or a singer/guitarist-we just need someone or someone's to grab our band by the balls and get us out of the pits of shit. but i live in the middle of nowhere and thats where we practice so unless you have a drumkit you'll have to travel.

 

[goatlord]

all hail ass!

 

[W.]

i know who u are now ..

 

[Phil]

I'll do it.

You are now a horror band.

Getcha spook on!

 

[rape the drummer]

i also know you-i wasn't really drunk enough to talk 2 u tho, in fact i was just sobering, on the 28th i'll probably be pist and ready for a good auld chat, a cup o tea and a biscuit-in true irish fashion.
a horror band we are you say???? i think our main problem is we're tryin to play stuff thats too hard to put together or something

 

[Phil]

But can you play covered in fake blood?

 

[rape the drummer]

oooooooooooooooooooooooo ya got me der- well can u play in a thong, covered in fake blood? (not that i would wanna see that now, frankly those pictures of scientific bong were just too much for me)

 

[goatlord]

Will you pluck your pubes out on stage ?
Will you stick a hoover up your ass ?
Will you play attached from a meathook ?
Will you wear PVC ?
Will you cover yourself in REAL blood ?
Will you perform live necrophilic sex acts ?
Will you piss on the crowd ?
Slice your wrists for entertainment ?

Sick.I know but it's the requirement's that need to be met before you can be initiated into Phil's horror band

Phil cud you call your band ... Psychadelic Pussy Parade ..

 

[Phil]

He's lying about the pubes and hoover.

The rest is true.

Oh yes...