Asking someone on a date (1 Viewer)

[Jill Hives]

That's piss-poor journalism. It doesn't say what happened next. Why didn't they rip the hippo open to save the dwarf? Or is a Dwarf worth less than a hippo? Did they kill the hippo anyway?

The sudden end of that article, indeed it's tragic end, makes it look like a Metro headline.

Agree. I can't stop thinking about it. Not sure when it happened either. I just imagine everyone thinking it was part of the act and then suddenly realizing he is being digested. The idea that a hippo can swallow a small man whole is just amazing.

 

[egg_]

A gag reflex that causes you to swallow?

 

[Hector Grey]

A gag reflex that causes you to swallow?

i think i went out with her

 

[oh shit]

how long would it take a man to perish inside a hippo?
they're herbivores, mainly, so it would take ages to digest that much meat
i'd say you'd suffocate pretty fast though. mingin

 

[Hector Grey]

i can't wit til they up date hungry, hungry hippo.

 

[snakybus]

sorry to rain on yer parade there lads, but that's a hoax

a hippo has a throat diameter that's less than that of a tennis ball

 

[ernesto]

sorry to rain on yer parade there lads, but that's a hoax

a hippo has a throat diameter that's less than that of a tennis ball

id say youre great dad snaky

"eh, sorry kids, but that there 'operation' game is full of shit.
it's simply not realistic at all!"

 

[snakybus]

heh heh, that's actually not far off the truth

 

[rettucs]

sorry to rain on yer parade there lads, but that's a hoax

a hippo has a throat diameter that's less than that of a tennis ball

maybe it was a really small dwarf

 

[Hector Grey]

sorry to rain on yer parade there lads, but that's a hoax

a hippo has a throat diameter that's less than that of a tennis ball

you never! bleeding norah, what next?

 

[Goff]

A gag reflex that causes you to swallow?

Ah yeah. Anyone who's been awake for an endoscopy will vouch for that.

 

[jimmybreeze]

update :
"Hungry Hungry Hippos : The Frantic Midget Munching Game"

 

[Jill Hives]

Ah yeah. Anyone who's been awake for an endoscopy will vouch for that.

Ugh, such a terrible feeling.

 

[Thebeard]

Anyone want to go on a date?

 

[Goff]

Anyone want to go on a date?

Sure, bring Johnnies. And sweets.

 

[jimmybreeze]

Anyone want to go on a date?

Coppers?
Then mebbes we could go back to mine and watch a midget getting hippoed.

 

[Lili Marlene]

would crushing pennies on the railway line be considered a good date?

 

[oh shit]

yes!

 

[oh shit]

chicks dig danger

 

[george mcfly]

chicks dig danger

as my good friend Ed says "if you loved her so much why didn't you go to the hospital to claim the body?"

=true love