Asking someone on a date (2 Viewers)

[Doctor Muscles]

would crushing pennies on the railway line be considered a good date?

What about bringing someone to Stephens Green to insult the ducks?

 

[MDR]

When my wife and I go out for dinner we call it (as gaeilge) Pláta Dáta.

PS: listening to fauré's requiem - anyone else think it's the greatest piece of music ever?

 

[wild_cat]

What about bringing someone to Stephens Green to insult the ducks?

If it involves drink thats a bad bad idea..

Trust me, I learned the hard way.

 

[Doctor Muscles]

You've had the pleasure of shouting "go fuck a duck" at a duck?

 

[David Kronenbourg]

is following the luas driver considered a "date" per se? yesterday i kicked a duck in the face.

 

[jimmybreeze]

What about bringing someone to Stephens Green to insult the ducks?

"you think you're so fucking cool with your beak
You feathery bag of shite"
Belter.
I was thinking about bringin some of the leaving cert oral banter to the ladeez,ya know,trying to reclaim some of the hot
"so what are your hobbies" " do you have a part time job at the weekend"?shit?
Chicks dig that rigt?
I only ask as a girl asked me"do you want to dance" last night,I declined as Im not 13.
Although,if she had asked me to shift her friend.....

 

[wild_cat]

You've had the pleasure of shouting "go fuck a duck" at a duck?

It was more along the lines of me drunkinly talking about duck sex being so violent for around half an hour as I then started using the other birds as examples.

I know how to make excellent first impressions....

 

[jimmybreeze]

It was more along the lines of me drunkinly talking about duck sex being so violent for around half an hour as I then started using the other birds as examples.

I know how to make excellent first impressions....

Ducks are grand like,you usually dont even have to buy them dinner first.its that cat secks thats really messed up.
Sounds like a high pitched midget doing sex with a food blender

 

[george mcfly]

whenever anyone mentions waterfowl i am forever reminded of the story of a cousin of mine killing a swan with a brick to the head.
this was at Butlins in Wales

he's a bit of a mean type

 

[jimmybreeze]

Ducks are grand like,you usually dont even have to buy them dinner first.its that cat secks thats really messed up.
Sounds like a high pitched midget doing sex with a food blender

Who's yer man?
Apologies to any midgets knocking round here.
We still coup de la?You my mutha fuckin midget?
Rickshaw

 

[La La]

What about bringing someone to Stephens Green to insult the ducks?

the other day a heron ate one of the ducklings in herbert park. very upsetting.

 

[La La]

I simply cannot believe this thread is still alive.

 

[David Kronenbourg]

if i could date any thread, it'd be this one.

 

[Hector Grey]

this thread is way out of your league. try a two pager.

 

[David Kronenbourg]

rejected. morto

 

[taubstumm]

so what happened, in the end? i'm not trawling through 18 pages to find out.

 

[Cormcolash]

Anyone fancy a ride? Sorry I mean a date.

 

[oh shit]

so what happened, in the end? i'm not trawling through 18 pages to find out.

they went on a date... he hasn't posted much since
my guess is he got his rocknroll

 

[snakybus]

One time I met a girl for what you might call a "date" and later, in her house, she got me to help her stick luminous, decorative stars on her ceiling.

I think she mistook me for a girl or something.

Anyway, that one didn't last long.

 

[taubstumm]

they went on a date... he hasn't posted much since
my guess is he got his rocknroll

all is well with the universe