Anyone headed for ATP in May? (3 Viewers)

[jane]

my favourite thing from the weekend was learning that lisa stansfield is into space docking.

I just looked up what that is. I'm glad I did, even if it did make me wish I hadn't. Can't I set a Google search to filter out shit I probably will regret looking up?

 

[krystal]

amazing isn't it? AMAZINGLY GROSS

 

[jane]

amazing isn't it? AMAZINGLY GROSS

I'll admit that it's definitely the best thing I've learned all week.

How does one discover that one enjoys having a man SHIT INTO ONE'S VAGINA, I wonder? I'm also wondering about the mechanics of such a thing, which is even more amazingly gross.

 

[CitySickness]

Q: Why did Julia Roberts smear shit all over her vagina?
A: Because she was horny.

 

[krystal]

I'll admit that it's definitely the best thing I've learned all week.

How does one discover that one enjoys having a man SHIT INTO ONE'S VAGINA, I wonder? I'm also wondering about the mechanics of such a thing, which is even more amazingly gross.

oh there's more to it than that!
You shit into a condom, tie it up and freeze it.
you then use the frozen shite to ride yourself
this is my understanding of space docking, as explained to me at ATP while I giggled hysterically into my disgusting pint of camber sands beer, poured at 1km per hour by an inbred barkeep.

 

[jane]

My mom is working a few days a week in Cleveland. I'm tempted to ask her to investigate the origin of the 'Cleveland Steamer'. I probably won't, though I can't promise I won't eventually tell her why I laugh every time she mentions the place.

 

[jane]

oh there's more to it than that!
You shit into a condom, tie it up and freeze it.
you then use the frozen shite to ride yourself
this is my understanding of space docking, as explained to me at ATP while I giggled hysterically into my disgusting pint of camber sands beer, poured at 1km per hour by an inbred barkeep.

Holy shit. This means the viscosity of the poop is even more important. It can't be so loose that it will get all over the place, nor can it be so solid that it won't go through a wide funnel. I'm assuming one uses a funnel, yes? Otherwise, I'm worried about how one shites into a condom. Maybe stretching it over the mouth of a jar to create a larger aperture?

But this also means that what a person eats is very important, if the space docking is to be successful as a masturbatory operation. People might think a person is watching their figure when the person refuses cake, but really they're concerned that the white flour and sugar will make them constipated.

Also, which part of the freezer is best for storage? The ice compartment, which would make it maybe too solid?

So many questions.

 

[simp]

Minehead timetable attached...

 

[dudley]

stop now

 

[krystal]

stop now

heh heh

 

[Wheels]

heh heh

The latter part of this thread is definitely meant for the offensive thread. Space docking.. jesus christ.

edit: actually, I'm not offended, just grossed out. No sloppy joes for lunch today then.

 

[snakybus]

::clef:: Been around the freezer I, I
I can't find my jobby
I don't know when, I don't know why
Where the hell it's gone
And I know where he can be, my poo-poo
But I'm gonna dock it good when I do ::clef::

 

[Vinnie]

oh there's more to it than that!
You shit into a condom, tie it up and freeze it.
you then use the frozen shite to ride yourself
this is my understanding of space docking, as explained to me at ATP while I giggled hysterically into my disgusting pint of camber sands beer, poured at 1km per hour by an inbred barkeep.

Also, it docks in the tradesmans entrance

 

[krystal]

::clef:: Been around the freezer I, I
I can't find my jobby
I don't know when, I don't know why
Where the hell it's gone
And I know where he can be, my poo-poo
But I'm gonna dock it good when I do ::clef::

ah mike, always reliable.

 

[Wheels]

::clef:: Been around the freezer I, I
I can't find my jobby
I don't know when, I don't know why
Where the hell it's gone
And I know where he can be, my poo-poo
But I'm gonna dock it good when I do ::clef::

Lisa Stansfield had many names for hers, and used to love nothing better than to go home to Dalkey, and Mount Henry.

 

[thisgreg]

Lineup for the EITS one. Not to many clashes.

there is more clash than the opening night of the sex and the city film! sunday is clashtacular! then there is big gaps with not so good stuff in them! kind of like that space docking thing.

 

[Unicron]

Just checked in for my flights now. Printed out all my car hire shit. Can't wait.

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Just realised I forgot to find out how to drive to Minehead from Bristol. To the AA I go.

 

[Aíló]

there are directions on the ATP site in FAQ...

Woop! Can't freakin wait!!!

 

[the departed]

see you all in the pool.

 

[old]

Rude term that I heard and also had to look up: Bonus Egg.
I must be out of touch with the youth.