Any 'never nudes' on thumped? (1 Viewer)

[Space]

think you read that wrong. do what? before shower?

ok let me paint the picture for you.he has had his shower so hes drying himself off and he needs a shit so instead of just sitting on the jacks doing the job he puts on his jocks so he can pull em down before doing the shit.

shit shower shave, isn't that the order? It's all about the right order round here.

 

[classic seanc]

shit shower shave, isn't that the order? It's all about the right order round here.

Shower shave and shit surely? If you shit first then the room will smell while you’re showering and shaving

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

if you shower first then you'll be smelly

 

[Space]

Shower shave and shit surely? If you shit first then the room will smell while you’re showering and shaving

 

[classic seanc]

But if you shit first you'll get shit on your loufa.

 

[Jill Hives]

shit shower shave, isn't that the order? It's all about the right order round here.

If I were a man, this would be my order. Of course with brushing teeth before using the toilet.

 

[classic seanc]

But if you shit first you'll get shit on your loufa.

Then you'll smear it all over your body

 

[Space]

If I were a man, this would be my order. Of course with brushing teeth before using the toilet.

Brush teeth after shave. Gotta save the best for last.

Seanc, ever heard of toilet roll?

 

[classic seanc]

Brush teeth after shave. Gotta save the best for last.

Seanc, ever heard of toilet roll?

Of course, so why not shit after the shower?

 

[Zeelander]

he cant go straight from the shower or been naked to the take a shit he has to put on jocks first so he has something to pull down before hand

That is so cute.

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

Of course, so why not shit after the shower?

if your that concerned about stinking up the bathroom then nip out the back and do it there but you gotta shower last.

 

[Jill Hives]

Brush teeth after shave. Gotta save the best for last.

I can't get out of the shower with dirty teeth. When I step out, I should be clean and smell good all over. Breath included.

 

[classic seanc]

if your that concerned about stinking up the bathroom then nip out the back and do it there but you gotta shower last.

Actually I can't remember ever having to either shit and shower, or shower and shit, in succession. Am I wierd?

 

[hermie]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kamp_Staaldraad

Kamp Staaldraad, what a deadly name. Even the name alone would scare the shit out of any sane person.

Check that link out. Whoever said sport was fun?

that is some fucked up shit!

...the Boks had been sent to a boot camp where players had allegedly been ordered into a freezing lake naked to pump up rugby balls underwater. The story also alleged that players who tried to get out of the lake, including Boks captain Corné Krige, were forced back in at gunpoint.

The team was also ordered to climb into a foxhole naked and sing the national anthem while ice-cold water was poured over their heads. During their time in the hole, recordings of God Save the Queen (used as England's national anthem) and the New Zealand All Blacks haka were played at full volume.

kind of funny though, especially as they were knocked out in the quarters after all that!

 

[rettucs]

kind of funny though, especially as they were knocked out in the quarters after all that!

can't imagine it'd do that much for morale really though. I mean it doesn't sound like the most enjoyable thing in the world, and you do kind of need to be enjoying your sport for your morale to be anyway half decent.

 

[classic seanc]

can't imagine it'd do that much for morale really though. I mean it doesn't sound like the most enjoyable thing in the world, and you do kind of need to be enjoying your sport for your morale to be anyway half decent.

Yeah but these guys are really INTENSE!

 

[Corey]

Are there any always nudes on thumped?

PM me please.

 

[shitepipe]

Are there any always nudes on thumped?

PM me please.

your inbox is full there corey

 

[Corey]

your inbox is full there corey

Positivley bulging, my good man.

 

[MDR]

I play guitar while 'making' a poo - anyone else?