annoying flatmates (1 Viewer)

[nooleen]

i've just realised my housemate in the room upstairs has been quietly at home all day including while i was enjoying a couple of unrestrained wanks earlier...

or hopefully i just didn't hear him come in while i was having a snooze :/

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

if he was in he probably would have offered to help you out,your grand.

 

[washingcattle]

Post wank snooze with your cacks around your ankles ?

Noice!!!

 

[nooleen]

nah, i went to bed for a snooze, and you know...one thing just led to another

 

[washingcattle]

No I don't know, go on leave out no details no matter how insignificant.

 

[nooleen]

ehhh...no

 

[washingcattle]

Worth a try.

 

[mr pharmacist!!!!1]

wait, i didnt know nooly was a girl.

 

[Jelly_Block]

Jesus. Nooly you weirdo, girls can't wank!

 

[Scientician 0.8]

He's just a really hot guy who wanks gold.

 

[nooleen]

tsk

 

[Jelly_Block]

He's just a really hot guy who wanks gold.

Q: Who is Eddie Hobbs?

 

[Anthem]

Maybe she is writing a kitchen sink drama.

 

[nooleen]

i'm a right eejit. my ex-annoying flatmate moved out a few weeks ago without doing any cleaning and left a load of his stuff all over the gaff for me to get rid of (being the last person to leave) or else we'll be charged for cleaning. he also left two knackered bikes and emailed me yesterday to ask if i could cycle one into the university for someone to pick up and measure the frame of the other so he can sell it on gumtree. amongst all the crap piled under the stairs i found a snazzy-looking n-router (Netgear RangeMax Next Wireless N Modem Router DG834N, unused, with purchase documents etc. from amazon) that i could sell for possibly 50 sterling upwards on ebay but instead i emailed him to check if he meant to leave it behind.

fucking stupid jiminy cricket conscience.

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

you need the 'sound flatmates' thread nooly.
find anything else worth keeping?

 

[nooleen]

http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B000ARK75G/?tag=thumpedcom04-21

http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0000A33SF/?tag=thumpedcom04-21

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Speedtouch-33...K_Computing_Networking_SM&hash=item2a084e1a97

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/THOMSON-SILVE...K_Computing_Networking_SM&hash=item58884468b1

two of these
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/NETGEAR-54-MB...K_Computing_Networking_SM&hash=item2c5538fa54

 

[nooleen]

i think 'pinocchio' was right on the money depicting a conscience as an irritating, niggling little dickhead of a disney character.

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

drown him out with drink/drugs.not weed though,that'll make it worse.

 

[nooleen]

way ahead of you

 

[David Kronenbourg]

bah! my flatmate has a friend staying over who seems to take about 4 showers a day. seriously, everytime i get up to go for a piss she's in there taking a shower. i'm bursting right now!