annoying flatmates (2 Viewers)

[David Kronenbourg]

my flatmate, who's a recently unemployed journalist, has decided to take over the kitchen as her work space to start her novel. really fucking annoying

 

[the strange guy]

Show her this thread.

 

[David Kronenbourg]

yeah. i'll show her something alright

 

[the strange guy]

Wash it first.

 

[orange pekoe]

She's probably writing about you. She can observe your every move from there.

 

[David Kronenbourg]

grand. well i'm going to start strolling round the place naked then. she can put that in her book

 

[the strange guy]

She's probably writing about you. She can observe your every move from there.

*Tappity tap* was the noise that came from the little man,
hiding away from his life and his pressing responsibilities by
spending all day tappity tapping to people he did not know
who lived in his laptop.
Had he known today would be his last, would he still be
tappity tapping?
Yes. It's all he knows.

FIN

 

[ernesto]

*Tappity tap* was the noise that came from the little man,
hiding away from his life and his pressing responsibilities by
spending all day tappity tapping to people he did not know
who lived in his laptop.
Had he known today would be his last, would he still be
tappity tapping?
Yes. It's all he knows.

FIN

brings a milky tear to my japs eye

 

[the strange guy]

It brought a tear to my Chinese eyes.

 

[wild_cat]

Do what i've done, hold all the anger in till you get really drunk and then let it all out. I find a good walk in a mist of tears around 4am around the backstreets of Dublin helps.

 

[ann post]

keep putting quotes from legendary novels in your daily conversation, see if she's fishing you for dialog.

 

[Flux]

Guy I know did a big shite on a plate and then placed it in his enemy's bed.

 

[ratmonkey]

Start writing your own novel about an annoying flatmate writing a novel in the kitchen.

 

[David Kronenbourg]

Start writing your own novel about an annoying flatmate writing a novel in the kitchen.

and then make a a postmodern television sitcom about my other flatmate who has been painting us writing our novels

 

[Flux]

Guy I know did a big shite on a plate and then placed it in his enemy's bed.

Your situation does not seem to call for this kind of action...yet.

 

[Pedronimus]

Guy I know put laxitives in his own jar of Dolmio, to teach his food stealing flatmates a lesson.

 

[ernesto]

Guy I know put laxitives in his own jar of Dolmio, to teach his food stealing flatmates a lesson.

 

[David Kronenbourg]

Guy I know put laxitives in his own jar of Dolmio, to teach his food stealing flatmates a lesson.

good call. more extreme example would be to pierce holes in your johnnies if your flatmate kept nicking them

 

[ernesto]

good call. more extreme example would be to pierce holes in your johnnies if your flatmate kept nicking them

thats just evil

 

[David Kronenbourg]

thats just evil

of course i'd never do it. i live with two girls anyway so they're probably not going to be nicking johnnies off me