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Joke I heard last night.
How does a transgender person murder someone?
They slash them
guys. we need to get aligned here.How do non-binary people kill people?
They/Them.
@seanc got more likes for his. It’s the internet equivalent of someone getting more laughs for telling the exact same joke you did 2 minutes earlier
Yeah, salad would be better for you.I was in a delli recently and asked for an LGBT sandwich instead of a BLT sandwich.
I won't make that mistake again.
@seanc got more likes for his. It’s the internet equivalent of someone getting more laughs for telling the exact same joke you did 2 minutes earlier
I like that pepper joke. I just told my wife and son. I laughed. They didn’tStrangely, this came up today.
You maybe saw the joke as "They slash them".
I read the joke as "they end them". And I don't think I'm alone in thinking that. Sorry, we had different jokes, which is interesting in itself. But now that we've salted the earth on that joke, let's move on.
What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets jalapeño business.
Of course it only has 8 of those.How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles.
I thank you, that has my son roaring laughing and telling all his mates on xbox chat this morningOf course it only has 8 of those.
So the first two were test-tickles
I see you’ve played knifey-spooney before….Of course it only has 8 of those.
So the first two were test-tickles
An octopus doesn’t have any tentacles. This joke is broken.Of course it only has 8 of those.
So the first two were test-tickles
No, it has arms. Tentacles only have suckers at the end and an octopus has them going up the arms.yeah it has octacles
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