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Isn't it funny how the same tall people who believe that they shouldn't have to make an effort to allow short people to see at gigs believe that we shouldn't be allowed umbrellas? So when you could inconvenience us (at gigs), it's our problem and you don't have to have any manners, and when we might inconvenience you (with umbrellas) it's also our problem even if we have manners?
What are we shortarses allowed to do? Anything at all? Apart from hide in cupboards or something?
Isn't it funny how the same tall people who believe that they shouldn't have to make an effort to allow short people to see at gigs believe that we shouldn't be allowed umbrellas? So when you could inconvenience us (at gigs), it's our problem and you don't have to have any manners, and when we might inconvenience you (with umbrellas) it's also our problem even if we have manners?
What are we shortarses allowed to do? Anything at all? Apart from hide in cupboards or something?
My girlfriend was at a Siouxsie and the Banshees gig and Siouxsie told the spas that if they didn't put the umbrellas down she wasn't playingisn't it obvious? start bringing umbrellas to gigs of course
Isn't it funny how the same tall people who believe that they shouldn't have to make an effort to allow short people to see at gigs believe that we shouldn't be allowed umbrellas?
Goliath said:you can do what you like as long as it doesnt invlove poking me in the eye with umbrellas and expecting me to stand at the back of gigs. typical shorty aggression there.
Isn't it funny how the same tall people who believe that they shouldn't have to make an effort to allow short people to see at gigs believe that we shouldn't be allowed umbrellas? So when you could inconvenience us (at gigs), it's our problem and you don't have to have any manners, and when we might inconvenience you (with umbrellas) it's also our problem even if we have manners?
What are we shortarses allowed to do? Anything at all? Apart from hide in cupboards or something?
is what you were talking about yeah? that's what it's likeah man, have ye seen fonejacker.
sum1 should an irish version of that.
ringing up the tax office.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA.
Oh yeah people who don't pick up after their dogs. I always pick up my dogs shit in a bag and put it in the bin but some fuckers leave it in the middle of the path and people get it all over their shoes etc...I met a man in a public park the other week whose german shepards were both having a shit and he walked away. So I presumed he had been caught short and walked over with plastic bags and asked if he needed them and he looked at me like I was mental and walked away...
(the man threw the first one which missed the target)
not bothering to open the windows on the bus in the morning. i always get on in town after all the suburbanites get off after sitting on it for an hour or two and the state of the air is only desperate.
so you floored the middle aged man?!!
Its not my fault you chose not to eat your vegetables and things when you were a kid, and didn't grow up big and strong.
You were warned.
You'll end up stunted and runty. And you did.
The good thing about you short arses is that you can be pointed out to young children to frighten and warn them.
You are valuable in that way.
The manager of a spar clipping her nails over the ice cream freezer this morning.
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