GARYXKNIFEDX
Well-Known Member
I'm not dancing for anyone. Ever.
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Candle light to set the mood. perhaps a little wine. The Eggs of an eveningWow ok. How about dancing on your own, or just with your wife? Me and Mrs. egg_ dancing in the sitting room is one of my life's greatest joys
Ah I know. At some point in my life I stopped caring. But I am not you.that’s the thing though, when it is a trigger for anxiety, all you can think of is how bad it DEFINITELY WILL go.
At least on the physical side I'm pretty sure that's not true. Most people can learn to dance if they're interested.I think you've either got it or you haven't
There's a lad down my local who sings "piano man", and while his voice is ok he changes key every verse. One or two of the musicians are a little bit condescending about it, which makes him a little shy sometimes, but by fuck the punters love him (and roar along with every word) and he brings the house down every time.How about not singing? I know people who don't even hum a tune.
Out of interest, when you say "dancing" what do you mean? Like ballroom dancing or set dancing, or maybe moshing?At least on the physical side I'm pretty sure that's not true. Most people can learn to dance if they're interested.
My work is full of hardcore nerds, and the odd time at a big work thing there'll be a DJ, and honestly it'd gladden your heart to be on a dancefloor with people who have got no rhythm whatsoever but are still obviously enjoying themselves
If you fundamentally don't understand dancing a lot, even being in a room where people are dancing in a way where they might invite you is worrying.
Like, I'm fine with people dancing, but I'd probably prefer to be in the next room *just in case*.
And if you do succumb to the seering peer pressure hypothetically of an entire Ghanaian family, including ancient parents, who are ALL dancing away happily, and you're basically forced to try to do it, the thing just devolves into Father Ted JUST PLAY THE FUCKING NOTE... NOT THAT FUCKING NOTE... WE HAVE THAT NOTE territory almost instantly.
SHABOOYAYAYA SHABOOYAChoreographed wedding party dances. Ugh.
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