Minor complaints thread (8 Viewers)

[Denny Oubidoux]

I want to kill the neighbours dog. I went in to complain but the place looks kinda scary and dodgy and I chickened out. The place is all barricaded up with razor wire and shit

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

Sounds like they're living in fear.

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

I cut my ear shaving

 

[Lili Marlene]

The plethora of articles about how empowering selfies are. pricks.

 

[Unicron]

The plethora of articles about how empowering selfies are. pricks.

Selfies killed that dolphin, I don't care how good you feel about yourself.

 

[David Kronenbourg]

my electric beard trimmer is broken. do i go feral for a while or buy a new one?

 

[GO]

Clearly overweight auldwans telling me not to lose any more weight... you're thin enough.

Listen tub'o'guts,I'm perfectly happy rocking the Skeletor face if it means I have a flat stomach and can do nuff chin ups on the kitchen door frame. Gnome sain

That's the reality of being fit in yer forties. It's all about the feels

 

[dudley]

my electric beard trimmer is broken. do i go feral for a while or buy a new one?

Lidl have these on special today.....

http://www.lidl.ie/en/Offers.htm?action=showDetail&id=41146

That's kismet, that is

 

[David Kronenbourg]

Lidl have these on special today.....

REMINGTON® Beard Trimmer - Monday, 13.06. - Lidl Ireland

That's kismet, that is

I was using hair clippers because I find they trim much more evenly than beard trimmer. Any beard trimmers I've used have been pretty flimsy.

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

my electric beard trimmer is broken. do i go feral for a while or buy a new one?

Go wild. I just use a scissors to keep mine somewhat kempt.

 

[David Kronenbourg]

It's working again! Thanks for your concern guys

Complaint - stood in dogshit on the way home!

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

I dont like having to work for a living

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

My dating app is making is making new message noises but the messages are disappearing somewhere and I cant see who is sending them. They could be from the one.

 

[pete]

My dating app is making is making new message noises but the messages are disappearing somewhere and I cant see who is sending them. They could be from the one.

does this help?

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

cheered me right up, thanks

 

[ilovehoovering]

I wonder do senior management at Kimberly-Clark ever sit on the toilet struggling to retrieve some toilet paper from their useless dispensers and think that they should make better products?

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

Nearly got suckered by a phishing email. What a dope.

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

Young people looking forward to the weekend

 

[pete]

Young people looking forward to the weekend

They're the worst.

 

[pete]

Nearly got suckered by a phishing email. What a dope.

Don't feel too bad about it. Some of them can be extremely convincing.