Minor complaints thread (7 Viewers)

[Reets]

Still nothing.
My family suck.

 

[chutneyfarmer]

every time i see them they ask me if i watch 'strictly'

the answer is always no, several years and counting

I think we may have the same parents.

 

[Lili Marlene]

I think someone might be stealing my mail :|

 

[therealjohnny]

"The nose on the lemon cartoon character is too "ethnic""

 

[Cornu Ammonis]

Standing outside talking to someone who was smoking for 2 minutes. Get into my office and my coat/scarf stink of smoke.

 

[David Kronenbourg]

I want to go for a pint tonight but no one’s around

 

[jonah]

Fly over and come with me and my friends, theyre both babes.

 

[David Kronenbourg]

Fly over and come with me and my friends, theyre both babes.

hell yeah, i'm on the next flight

 

[george mcfly]

hell yeah, i'm on the next flight

Are you in East London?

 

[David Kronenbourg]

Are you in East London?

Fackin’ Clapton, mate

 

[therealjohnny]

 

[jonah]

I thought you were in Shoreditch!

 

[David Kronenbourg]

I thought you were in Shoreditch!

I've never lived in shoreditch. I lived in London Fields, then Stoke Newington and now Clapton. They're all in Hackney and I guess Shoreditch is too, but it borders on Tower Hamlets. I'm the other side of Hackney.

 

[jonah]

I've never lived in shoreditch. I lived in London Fields, then Stoke Newington and now Clapton. They're all in Hackney and I guess Shoreditch is too, but it borders on Tower Hamlets. I'm the other side of Hackney.

all of my memories were very drunken so not to be trusted, in fairness.

 

[george mcfly]

I've never lived in shoreditch. I lived in London Fields, then Stoke Newington and now Clapton. They're all in Hackney and I guess Shoreditch is too, but it borders on Tower Hamlets. I'm the other side of Hackney.

Did you drink in the Auld Shillelagh?

 

[David Kronenbourg]

all of my memories were very drunken so not to be trusted, in fairness.

Pretty sure that was London Fields

 

[David Kronenbourg]

Did you drink in the Auld Shillelagh?

Ah many times but then a barman there stole my woman so I’ve never been back

 

[george mcfly]

Ah many times but then a barman there stole my woman so I’ve never been back

 

[therealjohnny]

Ah many times but then a barman there stole my woman so I’ve never been back

On the plus side this is the makings of a great folk or country song

 

[David Kronenbourg]

It’s ok, I’ve gotten over it now, plus I think he was fired for stealing from the till