Minor complaints thread (18 Viewers)

[therealjohnny]

When bands sounded like they were part of the cast of Friends

 

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I am sick and tired of being sick and tired.

C'mon health...get with the fucking programme

 

[Mormon Nailer]

I was asked to go on a hike this weekend.
I thought, OK, I can manage that.

Turned out to be as follows

Up at 3.30
Meet the guides at 4.20
2 hour drive on the back of a pickup into the mountains
Start walking at 7
First 20m abseil @ 8

Then
Swim along canyon
come to waterfall
20 foot jump into the water

Repeat till 2.30

Eat a handful of tuna and some coke

Start again, as before
Finish with a 40ft jump at 5PM

2 hours walking after that! In the cunting pissing torrential rain, with added thunder

They put some food in front of me, I had to pretend I wasn't hungry as I was unable to lift my arms.

Then 2 more hours of driving, again on the back of a pickup, this time in the rain.

I am fucked
I can't move a muscle.
Stairs are a problem, a big problem.

 

[ernesto]

I was asked to go on a hike this weekend.
I thought, OK, I can manage that.

Turned out to be as follows

Up at 3.30
Meet the guides at 4.20
2 hour drive on the back of a pickup into the mountains
Start walking at 7
First 20m abseil @ 8

Then
Swim along canyon
come to waterfall
20 foot jump into the water

Repeat till 2.30

Eat a handful of tuna and some coke

Start again, as before
Finish with a 40ft jump at 5PM

2 hours walking after that! In the cunting pissing torrential rain, with added thunder

They put some food in front of me, I had to pretend I wasn't hungry as I was unable to lift my arms.

Then 2 more hours of driving, again on the back of a pickup, this time in the rain.

I am fucked
I can't move a muscle.
Stairs are a problem, a big problem.

Did you get any complimentary tampons?

 

[Mormon Nailer]

Did you get any complimentary tampons?

I'd have come back witty answer earlier, but I was stuck in the jacks. I couldn't stand up.
I'm in bits....

I am adding your lack of sympathy to my list of minor complaints.

(also.. I weight at least 4 stone more than you, so try picturing yourself doing 12 hours of clambering over stuff carrying a bag of spuds)

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

that sounds deadly enough.

 

[ernesto]

I'd have come back witty answer earlier, but I was stuck in the jacks. I couldn't stand up.
I'm in bits....

I am adding your lack of sympathy to my list of minor complaints.

(also.. I weight at least 4 stone more than you, so try picturing yourself doing 12 hours of clambering over stuff carrying a bag of spuds)

thats ok, no matter what i was goign to respond with
'because you sound like a weeping pussy'.
but i wont. sure my body was in bits after only 90mins sports on saturday and im still sore.
fair fucks to ye, sounds like it was exhausting alright!

 

[therealjohnny]

remember to always make sure an unexpected windfall of money is actually in your account before splurgign and ending up in minus figures

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

heh

 

[pete]

i haven't eaten since monday, when i had two packets of crisps and two yorkies.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

i haven't eaten since monday, when i had two packets of crisps and two yorkies.

Wtf?

Are you having surgery?

 

[pete]

Wtf?

Are you having surgery?

i am sick

 

[therealjohnny]

hang in there brah

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

i am sick

That doesn't sound like the really-good-on-a-skateboard kind.

Get some soup into you, young Peter.

I can send my Kick Flu In The Balls Thai Chicken Soup recipe for your wife to make if necessary.

 

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is it just me or are people sicker more often these days?

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

is it just me or are people sicker more often these days?

People you know are older than they used to be.

This includes you.

 

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People you know are older than they used to be.

This includes you.

Yeah I thought of that myself just there....I woke up in the middle of the night with a knee ache.
I always thought people were making it up when they said you just start getting randome aches and pains once you hit 40

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

I'm feeling great (just spreading some good cheer here...)

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Yeah I thought of that myself just there....I woke up in the middle of the night with a knee ache.
I always thought people were making it up when they said you just start getting randome aches and pains once you hit 40

My knee makes a sound every time I move the fucking thing.

By all accounts this is the kind of stuff that occupies a greater and greater amount of conversations as we age. Our body's betrayal of our former healthy selves.

By the time you hit 70, it's pretty much all there is to talk about.

 

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I'm feeling great (just spreading some good cheer here...)

All set for Arthurs day?