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I was asked to go on a hike this weekend.
I thought, OK, I can manage that.
Turned out to be as follows
Up at 3.30
Meet the guides at 4.20
2 hour drive on the back of a pickup into the mountains
Start walking at 7
First 20m abseil @ 8
Then
Swim along canyon
come to waterfall
20 foot jump into the water
Repeat till 2.30
Eat a handful of tuna and some coke
Start again, as before
Finish with a 40ft jump at 5PM
2 hours walking after that! In the cunting pissing torrential rain, with added thunder
They put some food in front of me, I had to pretend I wasn't hungry as I was unable to lift my arms.
Then 2 more hours of driving, again on the back of a pickup, this time in the rain.
I am fucked
I can't move a muscle.
Stairs are a problem, a big problem.
I'd have come back witty answer earlier, but I was stuck in the jacks. I couldn't stand up.Did you get any complimentary tampons?
I'd have come back witty answer earlier, but I was stuck in the jacks. I couldn't stand up.
I'm in bits....
I am adding your lack of sympathy to my list of minor complaints.
(also.. I weight at least 4 stone more than you, so try picturing yourself doing 12 hours of clambering over stuff carrying a bag of spuds)
i haven't eaten since monday, when i had two packets of crisps and two yorkies.
Wtf?
Are you having surgery?
i am sick
is it just me or are people sicker more often these days?
People you know are older than they used to be.
This includes you.
Yeah I thought of that myself just there....I woke up in the middle of the night with a knee ache.
I always thought people were making it up when they said you just start getting randome aches and pains once you hit 40
I'm feeling great (just spreading some good cheer here...)
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