Radical legislation you’d love to pass (2 Viewers)

[Jill Hives]

Allowing people to leave the A&E and come back in the morning for a test. First ever post from a hospital? Am I breaking new ground? I'll keep posting on here until my battery dies or they yell at me. SO FUCKING BORED! And people keep coughing! Germs everywhere.

 

[ann post]

stricter legislation on 60's nights, 70's nights, basically any pre-80's theme night.

i have spent years ranting at innocent folk about this. if your having a 60's theme night in ireland, you should all dress in awkward suits, nhs style lucozade bottle glasses, trousers held up by string, beaten leather boots, smelling of farmness and pipe smoke. i wasnt alive in ireland in the 60's, but photo's of my parents and grandparents clearly show that 1960's ireland was not swinging london or sunny california. we were never that cool. a real 60's night would be a badly lit bar, men and women must find the furthest possible geographically opposing sections of the building to stay put in. hand made dresses from curtains. make up made of baking supplies. there would be no electronically produced music over 20 watts, a good portion of conversation would be in irish, the currency would be de-decimalised,
there would be no taxi's. horse and trap or honda 50 are the only acceptable means of transport, unless you dress as a priest or schoolmaster, in which case you can arrive in a ford prefect and should actually close down the venue and hold a meeting in the school or chapel and take a collection.

 

[Lili Marlene]

Allowing people to leave the A&E and come back in the morning for a test. First ever post from a hospital? Am I breaking new ground? I'll keep posting on here until my battery dies or they yell at me. SO FUCKING BORED! And people keep coughing! Germs everywhere.

great post. did anything interesting happen? Sleep too much?

Here, is A&E a WI-FI Zone now or something?
Start a bored in A&E thread, that'd be a first

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

stricter legislation on 60's nights, 70's nights, basically any pre-80's theme night.

i have spent years ranting at innocent folk about this. if your having a 60's theme night in ireland, you should all dress in awkward suits, nhs style lucozade bottle glasses, trousers held up by string, beaten leather boots, smelling of farmness and pipe smoke. i wasnt alive in ireland in the 60's, but photo's of my parents and grandparents clearly show that 1960's ireland was not swinging london or sunny california. we were never that cool. a real 60's night would be a badly lit bar, men and women must find the furthest possible geographically opposing sections of the building to stay put in. hand made dresses from curtains. make up made of baking supplies. there would be no electronically produced music over 20 watts, a good portion of conversation would be in irish, the currency would be de-decimalised,
there would be no taxi's. horse and trap or honda 50 are the only acceptable means of transport, unless you dress as a priest or schoolmaster, in which case you can arrive in a ford prefect and should actually close down the venue and hold a meeting in the school or chapel and take a collection.

i would have thought that dickie rock, at least, must have been able to crank up the decibels in order to whip the audinece into a frenzy of screaming and spitting. i'd say the show bands had fierce shit sounding PAs

 

[Jill Hives]

great post. did anything interesting happen? Sleep too much?

Here, is A&E a WI-FI Zone now or something?
Start a bored in A&E thread, that'd be a first

I have one of those o2 yokes. It keeps cutting out though. I can't wait for the drunks to start coming in, that'll be class.

 

[GO]

As long as one of them dosent nick yer laptop.


Yer a class act btw.have some rep.

 

[Jill Hives]

As long as one of them dosent nick yer laptop.


Yer a class act btw.have some rep.

I think I jinxed myself with the near death post. Just got some shots to the stomach. Good times. Good times. I also know all the goings on of Fair City because of the woman next to me. That said, I've never once watched the show.

 

[Lili Marlene]

but you've watched skins? Yeesh.

Friend of mine worked on Fair City for a while, they're much more concerned with the continuity of people's backstories than dreadful cliché's like 6 scenes ending with people storming out of a room and slamming the door behind them in the space of 30 minutes.

anyway, shots in the stomach then? can we try and diagnose you based on the treatment?

 

[Unicron]

anyway, shots in the stomach then? can we try and diagnose you based on the treatment?

Rabies?

 

[Jill Hives]

Rabies?

I swear I don't have rabies. Really.

 

[Juno]

First ever post from a hospital? Am I breaking new ground?

I posted from hospitals during the summer but then I was working and not a patient so maybe first patient post from a hospital? *


*I was doing it on my own time before anyone accuses me of bringing the HSE into further disrepute.

 

[Lili Marlene]

anyone who uses the phrase 'brand spanking new' is murdered.

 

[Lili Marlene]

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[Anarcho Munk]

I'd love a ban on all things blasphemous right now....with a fine of up to €100,000 of course...


oh wait!

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

did anyone mention chain gangs yet?

 

[Jill Hives]

BAN ALL UMBRELLAS.

 

[Cryptid]

did anyone mention chain gangs yet?

For queue skippers..?

 

[Diddles]

BAN ALL UMBRELLAS.

The stupidest invention ever.

 

[Squiggle]

BAN ALL UMBRELLAS.

Too extreme.

Everyone should have to take an Umbrella Handling Course and pass a test to obtain and Umbrella Licence, only then would they be allowed to carry or use an umbrella. Any infringement (for example, failure to raise the umbrella to allow other to pass under it) would result in a lifetime ban.

A huge tax should be imposed on Golf Umbrellas, about €2000 a year would do.

 

[Jill Hives]

Too extreme.

Everyone should have to take an Umbrella Handling Course and pass a test to obtain and Umbrella Licence, only then would they be allowed to carry or use an umbrella. Any infringement (for example, failure to raise the umbrella to allow other to pass under it) would result in a lifetime ban.

A huge tax should be imposed on Golf Umbrellas, about €2000 a year would do.

I'm in a shin kickin' mood. BAN THEM ALL. Especially the people who step off the bus and open them thus causing a pile up. What are you going to melt if you're in the rain for two seconds? Gah!