Radical legislation you’d love to pass (1 Viewer)

[IFF]

bit fascist that,down with voidoid.

despite the fascist overtones of voidoid's plan, i'd support it.

it's really annoying having to leave gigs early for the last bus home

of the last 4 gigs i've been to, i had to leave 3 early and the 4th i'd have had to leave early if i wasn't staying in dublin that night

will the next suggestion be: ban moaners too lazy to drive from moaning about being too lazy to drive

 

[Cormcolash]

I firmly believe I should have the power to shoot anyone that walks around the city centre looking in the opposite direction to which they are walking (i.e 50% of people)

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

It’s my belief everyone should be sterilized at birth. Well, not irreversible sterilization, so the medical community would have to work on this but sterilized nonetheless. When you decide you want children you’d need to actually say, “ I want a child, please make this possible” before you could. I wouldn’t go as far as saying, tests or any other considerations come into the process, just simply that you actually want one. Population under control sorted and only people who want to be parents are.

this is an excellent idea."non natives" can run for office over here right?

 

[GO]

wankin in public

 

[ann post]

that all phones are fitted with a voice synthesis unit, so when you call customer care and spend ten minutes listening to the automated menu voice, your phone can learn that voice, so when you finally get to talk to a human, you talk to them in the automated voice youve been listening to for the past few minutes, and if you like you can put them on hold mid sentence.

 

[Lili Marlene]

the person on the other end didn't programme that voice

 

[Lili Marlene]

Well that or give someone the power to force every person to read entire legal agreements before they speak to me.

'No one reads those things', oh is that the case? Ok, well then I guess rules shouldn't apply to you so, here have some money, I apologise my company doesn't work in the made up way you have in your head

 

[Lili Marlene]

'Are you gonna reimburse me for this phone call?'

NO FUCK YOU, NO ONE FORCED YOU TO CALL US.

You fucked up, not me, and now you're giving me grief for trying to show you the best way out of your own fucking mess. YOU BIG FUCKING BABY.

Fuck off

 

[Lili Marlene]

well now, i'm gonna go do something elsewhere I think

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

you ok john?

 

[Carlow Punks!]

Civil Crimes against Language Act 2010

1.1
Any citizen above 18 years old who knowingly and frequently inserts the letters 'l', 'o' and then 'l' in a direct sequential manner (so as to form an unintelligible 'word') into text based exchanges on telephones, or the internet, shall henceforth be moved to one of the countries new large residential education facilities, where they will be forced to copy the entire Oxford Expanded Dictionary by hand.

 

[Carlow Punks!]

wankin in public

for it, or against it?

 

[Space]

Civil Crimes against Language Act 2010

1.1
Any citizen above 18 years old who knowingly and frequently inserts the letters 'l', 'o' and then 'l' in a direct sequential manner (so as to form an unintelligible 'word') into text based exchanges on telephones, or the internet, shall henceforth be moved to one of the countries new large residential education facilities, where they will be forced to copy the entire Oxford Expanded Dictionary by hand.

I'm laughing out loud.

 

[ann post]

NO FUCK YOU, NO ONE FORCED YOU TO CALL US.

Fuck off

i just wanted them to tell me how much i give them a year so i could budget. incidentally after 6 minutes of listening to the pat kenny sounding robot, they werent able to tell me, but they are going to write it down and post it to me. i'm also going to complain to the postman when he delivers it.

 

[billygannon]

Here's one

No social welfare, pensions, health care etc. for anyone over the age of 75 from 2020 to 2045.

 

[Lili Marlene]

Here's one

No social welfare, pensions, health care etc. for anyone over the age of 75 from 2020 to 2045.

That's not me thank god, APPROVED.

 

[Mormon Nailer]

Speeding tickets shoud be levied based on a percentage of the value of the vehicle.

 

[IFF]

Speeding tickets shoud be levied based on a percentage of the value of the vehicle.

like finland

 

[Space]

That's a brilliant idea, someone start a facebook group immediately.

 

[billygannon]

That's not me thank god, APPROVED.

It's aimed at the baby-boomers really. People born between 1945 and 1970. And... well, it applies more to the UK than Ireland.
Anyway, they enjoyed far too much and have put the next few generations in the shit. The sooner they're off the planet, the better (may lower that to 2040).

And yes... I know not all baby-boomers enjoyed the spoils. But, as a generation, they definitely had it too easy.