You fat bastards (1 Viewer)

[glen]

Was at a gig recently - what's the story with all you punks getting all fat and tardy? Seriously, the aul fellahs like Deco etc. are all the same as ever but the "young" punks are all getting well pudgy, flabby jowels and lardy arses - what's going on? Doesn't anyone work out in the gym anymore? I'm not talking about "heavy bones" or anything - I'm talking about people who look like the only time they get up off their arse is to get in a taxi, go to a venue and sit down again.

 

[falsemonkey]

Was at a gig recently - what's the story with all you punks getting all fat and tardy? Seriously, the aul fellahs like Deco etc. are all the same as ever but the "young" punks are all getting well pudgy, flabby jowels and lardy arses - what's going on? Doesn't anyone work out in the gym anymore? I'm not talking about "heavy bones" or anything - I'm talking about people who look like the only time they get up off their arse is to get in a taxi, go to a venue and sit down again.

Lazycore. Its the lastest trend.

 

[The Schnapper]

Its all the fucking Venetian blinds taking all our fucking jobs and making us fat

 

[Janer]

What gig where u at Glen?
It wasn't last nites Running Riot/Endstands gig in the Voodoo was it?

 

[glen]

See, Janer's not a lardy. What's happening width the youdth Janer?

 

[bombidol]

We are all extremely wealthy nowadays

 

[bombidol]

We all sold our god save the queen 7"'s on ebay

 

[glen]

Right, that's Barbidol's excuse. But what about you know who and you know who else?

 

[Rimbaud]

Not enough pogoing at gigs if you ask me.
Too much chin stroking...bad for the body, makes you put on weight.

 

[glen]

And you're fooling yourselves if you think an old beard can hide your fatty faces too.

 

[trev]

Was at a gig recently - what's the story with all you punks getting all fat and tardy? Seriously, the aul fellahs like Deco etc. are all the same as ever but the "young" punks are all getting well pudgy, flabby jowels and lardy arses - what's going on? Doesn't anyone work out in the gym anymore? I'm not talking about "heavy bones" or anything - I'm talking about people who look like the only time they get up off their arse is to get in a taxi, go to a venue and sit down again.

what are you doing looking round at young punks perv?

 

[nooleen]

And you're fooling yourselves if you think an old beard can hide your fatty faces too.

fuck...rumbled

 

[Janer]

See, Janer's not a lardy. What's happening width the youdth Janer?

answer my question damnit!

 

[W.]

how rude.

 

[Janer]

Says mr perfect slim..........

 

[nooleen]

yeah shut it weeler ya fatty.
i can only speak for myself but i'd say the problem may be somehow related to too much high-calorie food and not enough exercise. it's a radical new theory of nutrition that i'm working on. i'm currently rigorously testing the hypothesis that lots of food/no exercise makes you fat, i'm pretty sure i'm onto something, but i haven't got around to testing the null hypothesis (less food/exercise) yet.

 

[Super Dexta]

i'm lovely and svelte. in some places.

 

[ravishinrikrude]

i'm only a slender butt whistle that has to add holes to my belts
starvin core
there's a potato drought in blanch

p.s. just in case i misguided any of you that is the first time i put core at the end of a word like that it's very camp and i'll never do it again

 

[barndog]

being a fat bastard is great. doesnt matter how much pogoin ya do, if ya drink buckfast all the time yer gonna get a gut. also what self respecting young punk can afford the gym. Is dublin not full of skinny crusty fuckers anyway? (not being cheeky like)

 

[pete]

too much eating the grub from marks & spencers bin