Worst film you've ever seen (1 Viewer)

[Catwoman]

Anyone seen this?

It's really, really bad. Roger Daltry plays Rodney Marsh. Robson (or Jerome) plays Bobby Charlton. Patsy Kensit's in it.

 

[Froog]

truly appaling shite.

 

[nooleen]

that's kind of what i imagine you look like actually

 

[Froog]

i do find myself in hell every monday morning with slightly glowing eyes.

 

[Andy_aurel]

Ban this sick filth!!!!!!

Fortress rulezzzzzz

It is hilarious. I'll give you that.

 

[Vinnie]

It's not the worst film Ive ever seen but it deserves a mention. Utter utter gak

 

[David Kronenbourg]

did anyone else hate el maraiachi, desperado & once upon a time in mexico as much as me?anything that is "shot, chopped, and scored by Robert Rodriguez" can fuck off

 

[Froog]

did anyone else hate el maraiachi, desperado & once upon a time in mexico as much as me?anything that is "shot, chopped, and scored by Robert Rodriguez" can fuck off

i liked desperado, the third one was a bit shit tho. story was all over the place, too many ridiculous jumping backwards shooting bits and people that use weapons like they're sex toys.

 

[Jerry Twig]

Did anyone mention the Football Factory? I couldn't get past the first 15 minutes, but that was a particularly hellish 15 minutes

 

[Froog]

thought this was great when i was younger cause it had loads of drugs and crazy kewl party people, but saw it again recently and it's the most prententious cringey wankpot of a film ever made.

 

[Froog]

jesus christ, how did i leave this cringey pretentious cesspit of a film out till now, makes me want to insert hot sharp things in my eyelids and vomit poo..

edit: how the fuck does this have 88% on rotten tomatoes??????

 

[Yurn!]

did anyone else hate el maraiachi, desperado & once upon a time in mexico as much as me?anything that is "shot, chopped, and scored by Robert Rodriguez" can fuck off

Yep. Much like Kevin Smith, i've never liked anything he's done. Ultra-voilence or not, he's relentlessly average.

Couldn't even make a fun movie out of a concept like 'Planet Terror'...

 

[ernesto]

It's not the worst film Ive ever seen but it deserves a mention. Utter utter gak

yep, agreed.

also piece of shit:

 

[David Kronenbourg]

Yep. Much like Kevin Smith, i've never liked anything he's done. Ultra-voilence or not, he's relentlessly average.

Couldn't even make a fun movie out of a concept like 'Planet Terror'...

i really liked the faculty, but i think the chemistry of the cast lifted it above the average teen schlock fest

 

[hugh]

I enjoyed Almost Famous quite a bit. In fact, I really liked it. It is in no way a contender for Worst Movie You've Ever Seen. Unless of course you've only seen five movies and the other four were all directed by Tony Scott or something.

I went out last night and my other half watched The Golden Compass while I was out. From what she told me about it this morning, it sounds like it should be up there near the top.

 

[Froog]

I enjoyed Almost Famous quite a bit. In fact, I really liked it. It is in no way a contender for Worst Movie You've Ever Seen. Unless of course you've only seen five movies and the other four were all directed by Tony Scott or something.

I went out last night and my other half watched The Golden Compass while I was out. From what she told me about it this morning, it sounds like it should be up there near the top.

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[ratmonkey]

I enjoyed Almost Famous quite a bit. In fact, I really liked it. It is in no way a contender for Worst Movie You've Ever Seen. Unless of course you've only seen five movies and the other four were all directed by Tony Scott or something.

Less Tony Scott bashing. His films are great. Although mainly for ridiculousness value.

 

[Cryptid]

Less Tony Scott bashing. His films are great. Although mainly for ridiculousness value.

True Romance is great.

 

[Kermit McDermott]

Anything by Luc Besson. Loads of annoying characters and awful OTT acting.

 

[Cryptid]

Anything by Luc Besson. Loads of annoying characters and awful OTT acting.

Yeah, that Leon is a shit film.