Willies (2 Viewers)

[Shine]

oh jesus god. look at the first diagram on this page.

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

i think its time to start comparing. whos on msn?

 

[Shine]

i think its time to start comparing. whos on msn?

well... my willy isn't much to look at: *WARNING* *WARNING* THIS IS NOT WORK SAFE!!!! *WARNING* MY POSTING THIS LINK IS GROUNDS TO HAVE ME BANNED* THIS IS EXTERELY DISTURBING* DO NOT LOOK* SERIOUSLY* DON'T SAY YUCK LIKE I DIDN'T WARN YOU ***

 

[tim]

So how did the names "Dick" and "Willy" become slang terms for a penis?

 

[JohnnyRaz]

indeeeeeed? wellums, i must admit that i heard of the theory through the boyfriend of said german lady - and as he himself identifies as a type 1) blood penis or "grower", tis possible the inflammatory commentary on prowess was ammended by himself... or indeed by herself in order to stroke the em.. ego of my friend. Ho hum. or else you like to think of yourself as a bit of a "shower"... corpus cavernosum eh? ah it's all coming back to me - vas deferens, seminal vesicles, glans... show us yer glans luv... and eh - give us a corona there with a slice of lime...

in short;

germans=mad for the oul sex *(wha!)

QED

 

[snakybus]

Shine, have you thought of gong on Big Brother? The girls on that talk about willies all the time too.

 

[Shine]

Shine, have you thought of gong on Big Brother? The girls on that talk about willies all the time too.

"girls" have a tendency to talk about willies - not too much mind - but a little bit. llike boys talk about tits i suppose.. when i was a girl abroad me and my irish mates used to play the "mór nó beag?" game. imagine that - sitting at a table in a pub in ireland with some giggling polish lassies, thinking "i think they're talking about me..." and they're talking about the probable size of your willy? not v nice. i would never do it now of course. i have far more respect for men these days*.

why can't we talk about willies on a music forum? just coz they do it on big brother? what's wrong with talking about willies - wonderful waggling wobbling waving willies (you colonized catholic stick-in-the-bog)?


*no - seriously

 

[Jerry Twig]

whats your buzz with porn? you were itching for someone to start a debate on it in another thread.
mad for the celluloid multiple mickey action, are you?

 

[Lord Damian]

my willy got blown off in the war. they had to replace it with that of a Clydesdale horse. at least that's what i remember...it was all so hectic, the war.

 

[classic seanc]

i once knew a guy who's initial's were P O'R. He had those initials written in HUGE letters with tippex on his school bag. One day, someone stuck an "N" on the end. Seems obvious now, but at the time..wow...pure comedy gold.

 

[Lord Damian]

i once knew a guy who's initial's were P O'R. He had those initials written in HUGE letters with tippex on his school bag. One day, someone stuck an "N" on the end. Seems obvious now, but at the time..wow...pure comedy gold.

Paddy O'Reilly? No....can't be.

 

[Stavrogin]

here's my tuppence worth on this topic:

i have deemed this the appropriate juncture to draw everyone's attention to the phenomenon of diphallia, or "double johnson....ness (...ity?)" as i prefer to refer to it.

to the age old question "what do you give the man who has everything?", we may now confidently rejoin, "why, a second johnson of course!". let's see them put that in this year's argus catalogue.

here's a graphic and disturbing link to the occular proof:

(unlike the other "johnson and johnson", this may bring tears to your eyes)

http://www.sexualcounselling.com/images/Diphallia.gif

 

[It Will Never Last]

This thread is a load of cock.

 

[classic seanc]

This cock is a load of thread

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/30541

 

[Ex-User (250)]

deadly, great topic. before i discuss this, i'd like you to know that i've never not been able to make a girl cry in bed. make of that what you will. so, now that that's out of the way, i'd like to turn this discussion around to 'vag's' if i may.

it's curious to me how we can have this discussion about willies but there is no real equivalent from the boy's point of view. i've never been in a discussion involving guys comparing vag's they've encountered... really, i haven't. there's not a huge amount to talk about. i mean, there's pretty ones and not so pretty ones. hairy and shavey. but essentially they're just holes.

so whenever i hear girls talking about willies, comparing and contrasting... i dunno. i imagine myslef interrupting the conversation saying...

"i envy you. you and you ability to lie there, to lie there and just be a hole. a perfectly adequate hole between your own legs. no matter how much you drink or how old you grow to be, the hole will still be there, ready and waiting ... to be a hole. you'll never understand what it's like for us... wondering if our intimate characteristics will be chalked up in the minds of the sisters of penicular comparison, only to some day be recounted to an unwitting beauty i'd hoped would get to know the real me first... think about it... what could say about you? you were grand at lying there being a hole but more importantly, you're actually quite annoying? probably."

 

[ICUH8N]

i'd like to turn this discussion around to 'vag's' if i may.

You may not. Make your own thread. Better yet, don't bother.

NEXT

 

[Ex-User (250)]

You may not. Make your own thread. Better yet, don't bother.

NEXT

wow, you're very cruel.

 

[snakybus]

"girls" have a tendency to talk about willies - not too much mind - but a little bit. llike boys talk about tits i suppose.. when i was a girl abroad me and my irish mates used to play the "mór nó beag?" game. imagine that - sitting at a table in a pub in ireland with some giggling polish lassies, thinking "i think they're talking about me..." and they're talking about the probable size of your willy? not v nice. i would never do it now of course. i have far more respect for men these days*.

why can't we talk about willies on a music forum? just coz they do it on big brother? what's wrong with talking about willies - wonderful waggling wobbling waving willies (you colonized catholic stick-in-the-bog)?


*no - seriously

what are you raving on about, you loon?

 

[Bellatrix]

wondering if our intimate characteristics will be chalked up in the minds of the sisters of penicular comparison, only to some day be recounted to an unwitting beauty i'd hoped would get to know the real me first

I wouldn't be too concerned. Just give those superficial bitches a rendition of your "hole that lies there" speech.

You'll be beating them off with a stick.

 

[oh shit]

essentially they're just holes.

... to know the real me first... think about it... what could say about you? you were grand at lying there being a hole but more importantly, you're actually quite annoying? probably."

apart from being really scary, this is just wrong...