Willies (2 Viewers)

[ICUH8N]

On the internet.
Talking about genitals with hag.
Where did it all go wrong?
Woe.

 

[therealjohnny]

"i envy you. you and you ability to lie there, to lie there and just be a hole. a perfectly adequate hole between your own legs. no matter how much you drink or how old you grow to be, the hole will still be there, ready and waiting ... to be a hole. "

you know if youre REALLY curious you could always ask your lady friend to stick something up your hole

just a suggestion


What a great title!

 

[oh shit]

nothing like a good pegging

 

[Shine]

what are you raving on about, you loon?

hmmmn yup - point taken.... there may have been some raving involved in that post - i actually thought i was being quite lucid at the time... if it was just the "mór nó beag" thing that caused confusion - it was the "big or little" game, where we guessed the attributes of the men around us by their hands/stance/carriage. it was a childish game and we didn't know what we were talking about.
i feel like i've come across wrong here - i have to say that i value just about every other attribute of a man above the size of his willy. ridiculous that i would ever have to say that - but then i did start a thread about willies... i just thought it might be funny (if funny people said funny stuff)
and then there was hag.
i think i need my mouth washed out with soap... or the digital equivalent: i think i'm going to go wash my hands now. and maybe use some eye drops.

 

[theweeyin]

hmmmn yup - point taken.... there may have been some raving involved in that post - i actually thought i was being quite lucid at the time... if it was just the "mór nó beag" thing that caused confusion - it was the "big or little" game, where we guessed the attributes of the men around us by their hands/stance/carriage. it was a childish game and we didn't know what we were talking about.
i feel like i've come across wrong here - i have to say that i value just about every other attribute of a man above the size of his willy. ridiculous that i would ever have to say that - but then i did start a thread about willies... i just thought it might be funny (if funny people said funny stuff)
and then there was hag.
i think i need my mouth washed out with soap... or the digital equivalent: i think i'm going to go wash my hands now. and maybe use some eye drops.

C'mon shine, where's the picture of a cute animal for this thread?

 

[Shine]

C'mon shine, where's the picture of a cute animal for this thread?

Oh god - you're right theweeyin - thankyou ...

*sniff - i feel all better now

 

[theweeyin]

hehe, it's an ass!

 

[Wheels]

Surely it should be this guy being inserted into this thread no?

 

[Ex-User (250)]

On the internet.
Talking about genitals with hag.
Where did it all go wrong?
Woe.

ha ha ha ha. the fact that you were going something silly was bad enough. but then i came along and you didn't talk about willies with me... woe is you alright!!! ha ha ha ha. dimbo.

 

[Ex-User (250)]

so yeah, i know there's plenty of smart people out there.

for a little 'clarification', my point was a retort to people who try to make other people feel insecure about the physical attributes they were born with. specifically, girls trying to make guys feel insecure about their penii. mine was an appropriate response... in my mind.

hands up who can kiss their own willies?

 

[ICUH8N]

Do ever feel insecure about the fact that you're crazier than a shithouse rat? You must be off your tablets again or something. Back in your...wait for it...box! haha! But seriously folks. Shhh.

 

[Ex-User (250)]

oh yeah... guys? what's in your manbag?

my answer is two wrought iron testicles. wrought iron being a metaphore for 'hot sex'.

really?

my bum.

yipppeeee!!!!

 

[Ex-User (250)]

Do ever feel insecure about the fact that you're crazier than a shithouse rat? You must be off your tablets again or something. Back in your...wait for it...box! haha! But seriously folks. Shhh.

do i seem like an insecure person to you? maybe you should stop troubling yourself with how i feel about myself and get on with being a middle of the road computer dude? ouch!!!!!!!

 

[snakybus]

rats who live in shithouses are cute, not crazy

 

[Space]

Surely it should be this guy being inserted into this thread no?

That's a big cock

 

[classic seanc]

 

[ICUH8N]

do i seem like an insecure person to you?

Yes. Now give me a [strike]hag[/strike] [strike]hog[/strike] [strike]aardvark[/strike] hug.

 

[Ex-User (250)]

Yes. Now give me a [strike]hag[/strike] [strike]hog[/strike] [strike]aardvark[/strike] hug.

meh. you think you're pretty smart alright... you come across as a fidgit. do you have a twitch by any chance? you seem like you do.
but like whatevers and all that.

 

[Bellatrix]

ha ha ha ha. the fact that you were going something silly was bad enough. but then i came along and you didn't talk about willies with me... woe is you alright!!! ha ha ha ha. dimbo.

Incoherent ramble #638

 

[Wheels]

Favourite pre-penetration catchphrase 'MAKE WAY FO' WILLEHH!

Always hilarious, and with sexy results.