Willies (3 Viewers)

[Space]

I call mine my lad or the wee lad.

 

[snakybus]

todger

dujeen

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

Climb aboard my wavin express.

 

[La La]

man-o-spore?

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

High woman on my totem pole.

 

[It Will Never Last]

Tool.

I'm listening to their new album, its very good.

 

[La La]

Tool.

I'm listening to their new album, its very good.

i'm reviewing it right now.

i'll get back to you.

 

[It Will Never Last]

i'm reviewing it right now.

i'll get back to you.

10,000 Days (Wings PT 2) is fucking deadly. You can quote me on that,

 

[oh shit]

"only a tool would bother listening to this shite! geddit?!?!"

 

[It Will Never Last]

MODERATOR!

 

[Shine]

lol Shine how MANY men have u had???
What age u be?????

;]


Oh and

http://www.thumped.com/bbs/showthread.php?p=545039#post545039

fine fine.. maybe i asked for that. less than 100 on both counts.

tell us about your willy janer.

this little fella that reminds me of you...

 

[snakybus]

Ok, either you're saying he's got a mouse-like wiener or that you've got hairy tits...

 

[Hector Grey]

In my house it was always :"where's mimsy, here comes the dolphin"

great crack altogether.

 

[Hair Iron Madin]

never heard "peaches"

bazongas. Unsure of the mental image that term conjures.

i thought peaches was the a term for the shape for a ladies derriere?

a peach (round with a delecate fold on the ass curve)
a pear (slightly illongated downwards slimmer than a peach but with curve)

as for bazongas i'm picturing some amazonian warrior woman of gulliver proportions bouncing towards you on a pogo stick.

 

[Hair Iron Madin]

from "A BRITONS GUIDE TO CONFUSING AND EMBARRASING WORDS"

Cock. There are four obvious meanings that are common to both the English and the Americans. A willy (penis), a male bird, to ready a gun and to knock or place something off centre. In England there is a fifth. If a person says 'Ello cock!' they are greeting you as a close personal friend. The first meaning may also apply if you are a very close personal friend and the third may apply if the first makes it's unwanted presence known in an unsuitable situation...

so whats the gaeilgor equivalent

shliotar?

 

[clive]

hairy hatchet wound = vag.

 

[The Police]

mammy used to tell me it was my sausage, so I still proudly call it that to this day. sadly it never progressed beyond the cocktail stage, but by god to I keep it looking trim and nicely manicured.

 

[sugar_referee]

speaking of mickeys, has anyone seen these new ads for starting a pension? At the end of the ad, the word pension comes up and the ON is done like a green light, which has the interesting optical effect of making the word look like 'penis ON'

Yes , as a matter of fact. Just like penises when they are on, the ads keep catching my eye

 

[nlgbbbblth]

pricks

 

[Unclealo]

Everyone stop crossing swords!