why do women take so fucking long to do everything??? (1 Viewer)

[rampz]

for example, paying for goods in the supermarket.

 

[theweeyin]

Mibbes we like to enjoy ourselves! Don't make me start a thread asking why men are so quick at the wrong times.

 

[rampz]

most of the women ive been with told me that premature ejaculation is normal and healthy. are you somehow implying that its not?

 

[theweeyin]

Yes I am. It is exceptionally disappointing and it is something I don't tolerate in a man!

 

[rampz]

next your going to tell me that small willies are not conducive to stisfying a woman.

 

[theweeyin]

You have a lot to learn my man.

 

[RSJ]

I really hate people who seperate out their change in their purse when at the front of long busy ques in shops. Or people who get to the end of their stuff being scanned and go "oh, i forgot something" and then bugger off for five minutes looking for rapeseed oil or someting while everyone else is waiting.

Otherwise, chicks r awezum!

 

[Theseus Mock]

for example, paying for goods in the supermarket.

yes! totally bugs the shit outta me. you're waiting in a huge queue and the chick in fornt of you decides to rummage through her bag for her purse when it comes time to pay. they're not real forward thinkers, eh?

 

[Janer]

I hate cunts who use credit cards in garages....and shops too.

 

[old]

for example, paying for goods in the supermarket.

Or getting dressed for weddings.

 

[rampz]

Or getting dressed for weddings.

haha. im going to tell her you said that.

 

[Bellatrix]

What a stupid question.

Why do idiots generalise about 50% of the planet?

 

[rampz]

oh for fucks sake....................

 

[Bellatrix]

oh for fucks sake....................

What? I don't think what you said is true.

Also, it reminds me of those irritating women driver jokes.

 

[rampz]

What? I don't think what you said is true.

Also, it reminds me of those irritating women driver jokes.

dont call me an idiot, i didnt insult you.

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

you're such a duhhbrain, donagh
you're so stupiiid

 

[Bellatrix]

dont call me an idiot, i didnt insult you.

I didn't really call you an idiot.

I was just generalising about people who generalise.

 

[rampz]

I didn't really call you an idiot.

I was just generalising about people who generalise.

oh it was a joke? i thought it was the feminist cavalry arriving.

 

[Bellatrix]

oh it was a joke? i thought it was the feminist cavalry arriving.

Well, it was a little from Column A, a little from Column B.

 

[plug]

I saw an old granny in a shop once pay for all her groceries individually; "how much is that? okay, here's thirty pence for that... and this?" etc. totally endearing! she even turned around and apologised for keeping me waiting! aw....

I was in a queue behind sinead o'connor once; after all her shit had been scanned through, she realised she had no money and she had to scamper off to the bank machine up the street. I had to stand around waiting to pay for my sandwich for almost ten minutes, and no apology!

but seriously, I don't think lack of forward thinking, tact and transaction management skills are solely the domain of the fairer sex; oh god, no..