What's the weirdest thing you own? (1 Viewer)

[billygannon]

Well its not that exotic. Ive eaten..... Ok maybe i'd win the worst but meh i'll list them....

1 Spider
1 Beetle
2 Other peoples sick
Various amounts of chewing gum off the ground
A my chemical romance flyer (chewed it for around an hour)
Half an easons bag.

I spent most of last summer in compition with this lad to see who could eat the worst thing.

Mmmmmmmm.... sounds delicious. Did you win?

 

[BC]

odd objects i own:
-300 year old tibetan trumpet made from human thighbone
-original haitian "voodoo" doll
-several crucifixes that were blessed by pope john paul 2

 

[plug]

odd objects i own:
-300 year old tibetan trumpet made from human thighbone
-original haitian "voodoo" doll
-several crucifixes that were blessed by pope john paul 2

you win!

 

[MDR]

The weirdest thing I own is a pygmy love slave and the weirdest thing I have eaten is related to him as well.

 

[Dktr. Faustus]

ha¬1Ihave one of these too! Haven't seen it in years but it's still around somewhere- mine doesn't have a name though

you should name it columbo. your spider has a really weird face, must be gay or merchant banker

 

[Lord Damian]

WEIRDEST THING I OWN: a small bundle of hatred and misery i keep next to my bastard heart

WEIRDEST THING I'VE EATEN: pancakes with maple syrup and jalapeno peppers...it was grody to the maxxx

 

[Lord Damian]

weirdest thing I have eaten is related to him as well.

like, you mean, you've eaten a relative of his? crikey.

 

[snakybus]

weird beard


weeeeeeeird beeeeeeard

 

[egg_]

There's some batshit, a dried-out dead bat and a badger skull in the room where I am right now. I don't really own them though, my wife does

 

[billygannon]

odd objects i own:
-300 year old tibetan trumpet made from human thighbone
-original haitian "voodoo" doll
-several crucifixes that were blessed by pope john paul 2

Bizarrely, I have tasted all of these.

 

[roxy]

I own a Kenyan tribal spear.

All the way from Kenya, no less.

It's actually quite pretty - it's got heads carved into it at various points, and lots of small beads strung along parts of it too. And the spearhead could gut a boar for sure.

 

[MDR]

Did somebody throw that at you from Kenya to Coolock? God bless dem fuzzy wuzzies.

 

[wild_cat]

I own a Kenyan tribal spear.

All the way from Kenya, no less.

It's actually quite pretty - it's got heads carved into it at various points, and lots of small beads strung along parts of it too. And the spearhead could gut a boar for sure.

Hmmmmm theres this boar thats trying to take away my civil liberties will you kill it for me? its annoying my whole family!! Its not like other boars mind, it tells you that its libearl at first but then mating season happens and he goes mental trying to take every ones freedoms away for his pleasure. I have a picture if it helps?

 

[cpr]

What's it look like?


orangey and kind sparkly...and black on the inside..

just like me.

The weirdest thing I own, not counting old books, is...er...indescribable and creepy. Angel. Glo-worm. Alopecia. Singing. Dunno. There may be something weirder.

Glo-worm kicked ass,my sister had one. such a sweet little thing.

 

[jane]

Glo-worm kicked ass,my sister had one. such a sweet little thing.

But this is an 'angel' with a mild case of alopecia, a glow-worm's body, and, when you squeeze it, it glows and a creepy choir of robotic demons sings, "Yes, Jesus loves me/Yes, Jesus loves me/Yes, Jesus loves me/the Bible tells me so", and goes on for ages and you can't switch it off.

What's the pottery look like? How is it glazed (i.e., green-glazed on both surfaces? Black glaze on the inner surface only? None? any patterns?) I'm a wannabe ceramics whore.

 

[righteous harmony]

What's the pottery look like? How is it glazed (i.e., green-glazed on both surfaces? Black glaze on the inner surface only? None? any patterns?) I'm a wannabe ceramics whore.

THIS BELONGS IN A MUSEUM!! the pockets of my work jacket are full bits of pottery and crap...

 

[jane]

THIS BELONGS IN A MUSEUM!! the pockets of my work jacket are full bits of pottery and crap...

Everyone in Ireland did get that glossy leaflet about compulsory state property stuff when the 1994 National Monuments Amendments Act passed. Wonder how many people chucked it without reading it when they found out it wasn't a pizza menu?

I never get to play with the dirty stuff anymore, so my pockets are filled with sweet wrappers and bus tickets. Sometimes I sit down and catalogue them, just for fun.*

I love my maps and my archives, but I also love going into our conservation lab and getting our conservator to show me all the cool stuff she gets. Some of it is amazing. My favourite thing was some puzzling iron fireplace thingum from Burncourt, and an aul rifle with a bayonet. I'm all, '"Yawn, another freaking encrusted urn? But, but, whoa! An old shoe! Yippee!" I'm such a post-medieval whore.

I wish I had time for digging right now. Just a week on an urban site in the pissing rain would do me, though, methinks.

What's your favourite loot, righteous? What stuff gets you all sweaty in the collar area when you find it?





*Lie.

 

[righteous harmony]

Everyone in Ireland did get that glossy leaflet about compulsory state property stuff when the 1994 National Monuments Amendments Act passed. Wonder how many people chucked it without reading it when they found out it wasn't a pizza menu?

I never get to play with the dirty stuff anymore, so my pockets are filled with sweet wrappers and bus tickets. Sometimes I sit down and catalogue them, just for fun.*

I love my maps and my archives, but I also love going into our conservation lab and getting our conservator to show me all the cool stuff she gets. Some of it is amazing. My favourite thing was some puzzling iron fireplace thingum from Burncourt, and an aul rifle with a bayonet. I'm all, '"Yawn, another freaking encrusted urn? But, but, whoa! An old shoe! Yippee!" I'm such a post-medieval whore.

I wish I had time for digging right now. Just a week on an urban site in the pissing rain would do me, though, methinks.

What's your favourite loot, righteous? What stuff gets you all sweaty in the collar area when you find it?





*Lie.

hmmm... what archaeological loot gets me sweaty in the collar area? that'd have to be the porn video i found whilst test-trenching in bunratty a few months ago! hustler - college girls, it was definitely post-medieval. other than that, uh kool stuff like skulls, daggers, money i've been mostly stuck in the office for ages. off diggin in kerry in a few weeks tho...

 

[jane]

hmmm... what archaeological loot gets me sweaty in the collar area? that'd have to be the porn video i found whilst test-trenching in bunratty a few months ago! hustler - college girls, it was definitely post-medieval. other than that, uh kool stuff like skulls, daggers, money i've been mostly stuck in the office for ages. off diggin in kerry in a few weeks tho...

Knives and skulls and porno -- is that all boys ever think about?

 

[righteous harmony]

Knives and skulls and porno -- is that all boys ever think about?

certainly not! i think about booze and nuclear war a lot too, but that makes me sad. then i think about honey badgers and i'm happy again