What movie did you watch last night? (6 Viewers)

[Unicron]

Waltz is shit

He is. I went to see Big Eyes coz Amy Adams is the greatest and she was way too good for it. Waltz and Burton's respective bullshit deserves each other though,

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

We're not rating him in the Tarantino stuff either?
He was better than decent in Zero Theorem, which itself was pretty iffy.

 

[Unicron]

We're not rating him in the Tarantino stuff either?
He was better than decent in Zero Theorem, which itself was pretty iffy.

His schtick just got old.

 

[David Kronenbourg]

We're not rating him in the Tarantino stuff either?
He was better than decent in Zero Theorem, which itself was pretty iffy.

Don't get me started on terry Gilliam.

 

[Theseus Mock]

The Loft: whodunnit drama between some rich guys who use a fancy loft as their fuck space. When one of their mistresses/hookers ends up dead & tied to the bed, the story and backstabbing unravels. Meh.

 

[David Kronenbourg]

The Loft: whodunnit drama between some rich guys who use a fancy loft as their fuck space. When one of their mistresses/hookers ends up dead & tied to the bed, the story and backstabbing unravels. Meh.

The Dutch original or the Belgian remake?

 

[Theseus Mock]

The Dutch original or the Belgian remake?

Shitty American remake (which I think was released in 2013 after being held back from release). So that's 2 remakes they made of the original.

 

[David Kronenbourg]

Shitty American remake (which I think was released in 2013 after being held back from release). So that's 2 remakes they made of the original.

Oh wait not I think he remake was a Belgian/American co-production. It has that big dude from Rust and Bone in it right?

 

[Theseus Mock]

Just checked, he's in it.

IMDB tells me the original (Belgian) was released in 2008. The Dutch remake was 2010 and the then the American remake in 2014.

 

[David Kronenbourg]

Just checked, he's in it.

IMDB tells me the original (Belgian) was released in 2008. The Dutch remake was 2010 and the then the American remake in 2014.

nuts

 

[David Kronenbourg]

The Last Shift. Horror take on Assault on Precinct 13. Rookie cop doing the night shift alone in a station, with a satanic cult on the prowl outside. This was ok. Initially promising but let down by a bad script full of horror movie clichés. Also looked noticeably cheap.


Vacation remake. Good for about 4 or 5 laughs. Not terrible but instantly forgettable

 

[Cormcolash]

The Loft: whodunnit drama between some rich guys who use a fancy loft as their fuck space. When one of their mistresses/hookers ends up dead & tied to the bed, the story and backstabbing unravels. Meh.

aka Shallow Grave with a twist

 

[Cormcolash]

Lea Seydoux and Monica Bellucci had screen time in the exactly inversely incorrect proportion.

Too much Bellucci then? I mean, she used to be hot like, but Lea Seydoux is like, whoa

 

[Cormcolash]

Waltz's big moment when he says his name was supposed to be like "I'm Khan" or something. Fuck off.


And if you're such a bad guy with your crazy powers. how come your tiny drills don't work?

Absolute shit.

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[Cormcolash]

The only one of the recent Bond films i like is the second one. It's short and snappy. The product placement in casino royal spoils all of Mads good work. and Skyfall was absolute fucking garbage. 3 hours of it.

Watched Magic Mike last night. I really enjoyed it.

Casino Royale was proper class, but even then it's mostly because Mads fucking ruled in it. Every other Craig Bond has been shite.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Too much Bellucci then? I mean, she used to be hot like, but Lea Seydoux is like, whoa

Lea looks like someone decided that vanilla was too offensive a taste sensation and they needed something blander.

Monica could have owned that whole fucking show.

 

[Cormcolash]

Lea is one of the best!

 

[Anthony]

Busy days, so everyone was quite content to watch Parental Guidance on Saturday night on rte, which was ok by me because marisa tomei was fab in it.

 

[David Kronenbourg]

Watched Gaspar Noe's Love last night. I really liked it. Good cinematography, good performances, good score, good 3D cumshots. The characters were self obsessed douchey 20 somethings but I didn't mind that. Probably half an hour too long but my favourite of his films so far.

 

[Unicron]

Watched Gaspar Noe's Love last night. I really liked it. Good cinematography, good performances, good score, good 3D cumshots. The characters were self obsessed douchey 20 somethings but I didn't mind that. Probably half an hour too long but my favourite of his films so far.
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Urrrrgh, I hate 3d