what do priests do when they get horny? (1 Viewer)

[David Kronenbourg]

what about tit wanks? it's not even oral

 

[flashback]

maybe they weren't attracted to you?

Its nothing to be ashamed of. Some of us were just never meant to be molested as children.


I like to think of it as God having other plans for us.

 

[Moods For Mallards]

It's gas at wedding receptions where the priest has a few pints and then dances just like the norms. Bit of air guitar maybe.

 

[Los Davos]

Its nothing to be ashamed of. Some of us were just never meant to be molested as children.


I like to think of it as God having other plans for us.

To not become molesters perchance?

 

[flashback]

just got reminded of the time when one of the lads from the Computer Science department in Maynooth dressed up as a priest for Halloween.
And completed the costume with a well worn brown paper bag of sticky sweeties which he went around offering to the undergrads.

I think that was more or less the pinnacle of Halloween costumes that I've seen.

 

[pissypants]

I know a guy who used to be a priest, and left the priesthood more or less because he liked more than was appropriate for a man of the cloth.

He left the preisthood and was married with kids about 2 years later.

 

[mr pharmacist!!!!1]

this thread is on a radically different plateau to the farting in a bottle thread vinnie.
my dad was in clonliffe for something like 3 years before he decided it wasnt for him.

 

[Stereobaby]

I know a guy who used to be a priest, and left the priesthood more or less because he liked more than was appropriate for a man of the cloth.

He left the preisthood and was married with kids about 2 years later.

This priest wasn't you per chance?

 

[pissypants]

This priest wasn't you per chance?

No, that priest was your ma, and your sister.

 

[classic seanc]

Remember the big gay orgy scandal in Maynooth a few years ago? Did that actually happen? I'd say that was gas.
"Ok, what do we do now?"
"I dunno, have a wee or something?"
"Bless you"


gas.

 

[Wobbler]

To not become molesters perchance?

Molestees

 

[classic seanc]

GAY PRIESTS!?

Gas.

 

[hermie]

Remember the big gay orgy scandal in Maynooth a few years ago? Did that actually happen? I'd say that was gas.
"Ok, what do we do now?"
"I dunno, have a wee or something?"
"Bless you"


gas.

yep, they used to sneak into the Aula Maxima (biggest lecture hall) at night. It has been referred to as the Pink Palace ever since.

 

[timbot]

Masturbation is fine - Vativan II downgraded the class of sin to being about the same level as picking your nose and wiping it on the car seat. "Auto-manipulation" it is referred to as in the document.

 

[Vinnie]

this thread is on a radically different plateau to the farting in a bottle thread vinnie.

You should hear the sound of your voice in my head when you say that.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

You should hear the sound of your voice in my head when you say that.

It sounds like a Justin Lee Collins who was from Templeogue. In my head that is.

 

[flashback]

yep, they used to sneak into the Aula Maxima (biggest lecture hall) at night. It has been referred to as the Pink Palace ever since.

Did shenanigans go on in the Aula Maxima?
Very drafty in there so it was. Not my first choice at all.


Always very much more a man for the on campus student apartments hot action.
Convenient. Warm. Cups of tea afterwards.

 

[mr pharmacist!!!!1]

You should hear the sound of your voice in my head when you say that.

you should see the look on your face when you reply to this response.

 

[Vinnie]

It sounds like a Justin Lee Collins who was from Templeogue. In my head that is.

I had more of a Gavin Lambe Murphy hosting the Strawberry Alarm Clock sound in my head

 

[Cara]

Do priests ever molest girls?