what do priests do when they get horny? (1 Viewer)

[mr pharmacist!!!!1]

obviously they get horny. do all priests deny that they get a chubby? they must get one from time to time. what do they do... pray?
i'd love to meet a sound priest around my age and ask him whats really going on.
how much does the man of the cloth earn a year?

 

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[7 - No tomorrow]

obviously they get horny. do all priests deny that they get a chubby? they must get one from time to time. what do they do... pray?
i'd love to meet a sound priest around my age and ask him whats really going on.
how much does the man of the cloth earn a year?

They're supposed to let it out naturally via 'nocturnal emissions' (wet dreams)

 

[David Kronenbourg]

obviously they get horny. do all priests deny that they get a chubby? they must get one from time to time. what do they do... pray?
i'd love to meet a sound priest around my age and ask him whats really going on.
how much does the man of the cloth earn a year?

same as the rest of us i'd say. hit club m and pick up a pissed up slapper. i wouldn't say they earn much but they do get a place in god's kingdowm where they can get all the free pussy they can handle. priests are gas.

 

[Los Davos]

I think it's fairly established they molest kids younger then themselves.

P.o.p.e

Paedophilic Organised Priest Enterprise.

 

[mr pharmacist!!!!1]

I think it's fairly established they molest kids younger then themselves.

P.o.p.e

Paedophilic Organised Priest Enterprise.

some priests are alright.
i was an alter boy down my parish for around 4 years and i never got my plums touched.

 

[David Kronenbourg]

i once talked to a priest about my age on the phone when i worked in a call centre. he sounded extremely nervous. priests are gas. what about those singing priests? gas.

 

[Los Davos]

some priests are alright.
i was an alter boy down my parish for around 4 years and i never got my plums touched.

You right, some priests are ok. I was an altar boy too for
about three years.

Luckily no one of the cloth played Fuzball with me ball
bag neither.

Pope is a cunt tho...

 

[Vinnie]

This thread should definitely be merged with 'farting in a bottle' into a super thread the likes of which this board has never seen

 

[Froog]

farting in the tabernacle with katy french?

 

[egg_]

I'm pretty sure the vow of chastity only covers actual sex

 

[David Kronenbourg]

This thread should definitely be merged with 'farting in a bottle' into a super thread the likes of which this board has never seen

what about priests smelling their own farts? frowned upon in the eyes of the lord? akin to masturbation? deriving pleasure from one's own bodily functions.

 

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[Froog]

I'm pretty sure the vow of chastity only covers actual sex

so you're allowed to fuck watermelons and pies?

 

[classic seanc]

Know your station, masturbation.

 

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If you are allowed fuck pies, when Hewlett Packard bring out their SexBot 69 GPS with Fast Ethernet switching capabilities, then will priests be able to ride the holes off that too?

Ive heard HPs new one looks like yer wan off Bladerunner. Score central.

 

[egg_]

so you're allowed to fuck watermelons and pies?

I imagine so
That's not actual fucking, y'see. That's jerking off.

 

[Froog]

a hand shandy is fine and dandy
a tommy tank from your wank bank
a quick jerk-off when you've work off
choke that chicken, finger licken,
ah the humble tug.

 

[Froog]

I imagine so
That's not actual fucking, y'see. That's jerking off.

what about a lady-shaped pumpkin heated to 37 degrees?

 

[Hector Grey]

some priests are alright.
i was an alter boy down my parish for around 4 years and i never got my plums touched.

maybe they weren't attracted to you?