what do priests do when they get horny? (1 Viewer)

[Lefty Frizzell]

Do priests ever molest girls?

I hope so. It'd be sexist otherwise.

 

[Cara]

I hope so. It'd be sexist otherwise.

That's what I was thinking. Two boys I alter served with were touched up but I wasn't. I've had a complex since

 

[flashback]

Do priests ever molest girls?

Vatican 2 generally recommends keeping to the more purist approach.
Though, like it says in Leviticus :

You shall not disgrace your father by having intercourse with your mother. Besides, since she is your own mother, you shall not have intercourse with her.

and

While your wife is still living you shall not marry her sister as her rival; for thus you would disgrace your first wife.

but most relevantly

Any port in a storm.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

That's what I was thinking. Two boys I alter served with were touched up but I wasn't. I've had a complex since

Really? Where were they touched?

 

[Cara]

Really? Where were they touched?

In the sacristy...

 

[mr pharmacist!!!!1]

That's what I was thinking. Two boys I alter served with were touched up but I wasn't. I've had a complex since

that must be awful.
hope this thread gives you closure.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

In the sacristy...

May god have mercy on their holes.

 

[billygannon]

Did shenanigans go on in the Aula Maxima?
Very drafty in there so it was. Not my first choice at all.


Always very much more a man for the on campus student apartments hot action.
Convenient. Warm. Cups of tea afterwards.

When did you have an orgy in the Campus apartments?

 

[pissypants]

Ha, look at the priest related ads on this thread now.

 

[flashback]

When did you have an orgy in the Campus apartments?

That was before I met you Billy and you showed me your shining path.

One time I came out into the common room in me scunders and a t shirt at around 3pm, and there were 5 priests there having a little meeting, eating cake.

Awkward silences all round pretty much.

 

[Cara]

that must be awful.
hope this thread gives you closure.

Not really.

Here, why is the wine they have at mass so ick? Myself and another unmolested alterserver drank a load of it once, it was gack

 

[flashback]

Not really.

Here, why is the wine they have at mass so ick? Myself and another unmolested alterserver drank a load of it once, it was gack

ehhh, hello?
are you retarted or something Cara?

That's because its NOT WINE any more.
Its FUCKING JESUS'S BLOOD.

What were you fucking doing in Mass anyway? Were you not listening to anything he said?
He fucking SAYS IT, right there, like every mass.

And you were wondering why you weren't molested?
You probably just didn't notice his signals.
No. Fucking. Wonder.

 

[billygannon]

That was before I met you Billy and you showed me your shining path.

One time I came out into the common room in me scunders and a t shirt at around 3pm, and there were 5 priests there having a little meeting, eating cake.

Awkward silences all round pretty much.

I don't believe you. I mean you were pretty ugly back then.

 

[flashback]

I don't believe you. I mean you were pretty ugly back then.

You just didn't get my look back then. It was all the rage though in Central Europe. You just had to watch the right MTV Europe programs.

Besides, I noticed their signals.

 

[billygannon]

You just didn't get my look back then. It was all the rage though in Central Europe. You just had to watch the right MTV Europe programs.

Besides, I noticed their signals.

Is it true what they say about you?

 

[Froog]

Not really.

Here, why is the wine they have at mass so ick? Myself and another unmolested alterserver drank a load of it once, it was gack

is it like buckfast?

 

[flashback]

Is it true what they say about you?

you mean

?

 

[Cara]

is it like buckfast?

I've never had Buckfast, but the nuns in my area used to drink that, so maybe...?

You never hear of nuns touching little boys. Do you think they do? Or do you hear it and it's just that I don't have that much of interest in the news

 

[Froog]

nuns get off with each other. everyone knows that.

 

[Cara]

nuns get off with each other. everyone knows that.

Are nuns allowed touch themselves? Are they allowed smoke? Can nuns watch tv? I can't imagine a nun watching tv