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[muffin]

jeez jared leto nearly turned me the opposite way..he was so dirty lookin...he asked me where could he find a bookshop..then he went up to these two giggling teenage girls and said'do you guys know who i am?'..prick...

 

[classic seanc]

Wait a minute, did Jared Leto jsut walk around asking where things were? Is he thick or something?

 

[muffin]

yeah he was in dublin a few years ago and seemed to walk around in some kinda drug addled haze...ruined all my jordan catalano related teenage memories too...pricks..now i wish angela had gone after brian krakow...

 

[BC]

anyway, this is the sort of thread i thrive in sooo.....

aye, i was wondering where you were... and where is hermie?

she looked amazing in Lost in Translation, but i'm less fond of her as a platinum blonde.

agreed. 5 stars out of 5 for lost in translation filling the whole cinema screen with her arse. perhaps all films should start like that.

 

[classic seanc]

I know its wrong, but.......

phwoar

I mean, I shouldn't like her, but y'know........she's like the jambon of women

 

[chutneyfarmer]

aye, i was wondering where you were... and where is hermie?



agreed. 5 stars out of 5 for lost in translation filling the whole cinema screen with her arse. perhaps all films should start like that.

the amount of times we've put that film on the tv screens in work is unreal. makes work go a whole lot easier. Hermie's at home with his Golden Girls boxset i believe. Was talking to him earlier. He was out of breath for some reason.

 

[BC]

nahhhhh, christina aguilera is part of that whole rotton plastic blowupdoll collection which included paris hilton, jordan and pamela anderson. they're like grotesque parodies of what men are supposed to want. rotton, i wouldnt touch any of them with a tramps elbow.

 

[classic seanc]

nahhhhh, christina aguilera is part of that whole rotton plastic blowupdoll collection which included paris hilton, jordan and pamela anderson. they're like grotesque parodies of what men are supposed to want. rotton, i wouldnt touch any of them with a tramps elbow.

I KNOW I KNOW!!!!!!!!

That's what I'm saying. It must be the chaps (or whatever those pants are called) I'm sorry everybody, I dunno why I like her, I just know that given the opportunity, I definitly would. with extreme prejudice

 

[BC]

I KNOW I KNOW!!!!!!!!

That's what I'm saying. It must be the chaps (or whatever those pants are called) I'm sorry everybody, I dunno why I like her, I just know that given the opportunity, I definitly would. with extreme prejudice

aye, i know, its just that she has the look about her of being a plague carrier of biblical proportions. like you wouldnt really be all that surprised if she had syphilis, and her syphilis was infested with crabs, and those crabs were infected with gonorrea.

 

[classic seanc]

That's sorta the appeal

 

[Kid Lovebeach]

aye, i know, its just that she has the look about her of being a plague carrier of biblical proportions. like you wouldnt really be all that surprised if she had syphilis, and her syphilis was infested with crabs, and those crabs were infected with gonorrea.

Dirrrty. (sorry)

 

[muffin]

she looks better now with her new 40s look...i have a weird love for steve martin..its the funny man thing again..

 

[BC]

Dirrrty. (sorry)

hey, STDs are no laughing matter! Historicaly, syphilis is right up there with Germans. It wiped out the Romanovs, it decimated the American fleet at Pearl Harbour and of course Fidel Castro impersonated Marilyn Monroe and gave President Kennedy a case of syphilis so severe that it eventually blew the back of his head off. Now, can anybody tell me how Mark David Chapman gave John Lennon syphilis? Anybody? Anybody?

 

[classic seanc]

Lets get back on topic here folks.


Sexy ladies, remember?

 

[muffin]

you know the weirdest facts..

now this woman is hot hotty hot...

 

[tripoli]

yes

please

just in case some of you missed this earlier, yes please.

 

[muffin]

i dont get the natalie imbruglia thing..but i do get this:

 

[tripoli]

if i was a chick, i'd definately say...yes please...to natalie, no problem.

edit: just in case you have any doubts, here's one more.

she's sAvage.

 

[muffin]

for some reason i always thought you were a chick!!!im not quite sure why

but natalie portman yes..

beth from neighbours no...

 

[tripoli]

for some reason i always thought you were a chick!!!im not quite sure why

balls, that's not necessarily good now is it.