US Election 2028 (1 Viewer)

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There's no way anyone's going to vote for "Barney The Republican Dinosaur" the reanimated clonal Tyrannosaurus rex, despite his ability to trigger and physically dismember libs, the GOP have stepped over the line with this one.

There's no way.

Granted, Barney might not have been re-animated in Kenya, and there's no formal rules stipulating clonal T. rex's can't run for office, but it's safe to say this is a step too far.
 

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I reckon Baron will kill Donald in the white house in 2025 or 2026 and then accidentally marry Melania and win the 2028 election for the republicans with the support of 100% of the dems. At the inauguration, in front of the biggest ever inauguration crowd EVER, Melania will proudly reveal herself as his mother and then he will stab his eyes out in horror and fall off the stage and die.
 

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I reckon Baron will kill Donald in the white house in 2025 or 2026 and then accidentally marry Melania and win the 2028 election for the republicans with the support of 100% of the dems. At the inauguration, in front of the biggest ever inauguration crowd EVER, Melania will proudly reveal herself as his mother and then he will stab his eyes out in horror and fall off the stage and die.

Feels a little derivative.
 

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