US Election 2028 (1 Viewer)

[Cormcolash]

Kanye West No.1

 

[dudley]

Kanye Vs The Rock

 

[therealjohnny]

Chelsea Clinton vs Ivanka Trump

 

[flashback]

There's no way anyone's going to vote for "Barney The Republican Dinosaur" the reanimated clonal Tyrannosaurus rex, despite his ability to trigger and physically dismember libs, the GOP have stepped over the line with this one.

There's no way.

Granted, Barney might not have been re-animated in Kenya, and there's no formal rules stipulating clonal T. rex's can't run for office, but it's safe to say this is a step too far.

 

[David Kronenbourg]

Barron Trump. But he'll have had some kind of disfiguring chemical accident that has given him "the sight". He'll only appear in a mask and make weird cryptic announcements in an altered voice and usher in the apocalypse

 

[Lili Marlene]

Barron Trump. But he'll have had some kind of disfiguring chemical accident that has given him "the sight". He'll only appear in a mask and make weird cryptic announcements in an altered voice and usher in the apocalypse

Fucking hell, amazing! President Q

 

[prefuse]

 

[prefuse]

Or this bag of shit

 

[magicbastarder]

chelsea clinton will be the VP for the dem's candidate, a hologram of bruce springsteen.

 

[ann post]

Going out on a limb and saying it'll be a deadlock with a third party in the most deadlocked two party system of the past 100 years.

 

[Cormcolash]

chelsea clinton will be the VP for the dem's candidate, a hologram of bruce springsteen.

A hologram because Bruce himself will have died a few years beforehand in a horrible crash whilst drink driving, with Tiger Woods in his passenger seat

 

[Cormcolash]

Going out on a limb and saying it'll be a deadlock with a third party in the most deadlocked two party system of the past 100 years.

Hey there's an easy way around that, just join together and do all the usual shit for 4 years anyway!

 

[therealjohnny]

Barron Trump. But he'll have had some kind of disfiguring chemical accident that has given him "the sight". He'll only appear in a mask and make weird cryptic announcements in an altered voice and usher in the apocalypse

I pray the world can handle his wrath

 

[prefuse]

Barron the Omen.

Looks like he inherited his mother's sense of humor.

 

[David Kronenbourg]

He's fucking enormous. Trump is like 6.2"

 

[snakybus]

He's actually floating there. He moves around by floating. And he can command lizards/other reptiles via his mind.

 

[prefuse]

He's fucking enormous. Trump is like 6.2"

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Trump may well have been 6' 2 at his peak but I think he's shrunk a bit with age. Probably just over 6' now.
Although he was listed at 6'3 on his medical, so he wouldn't be classed as obese.

 

[hiadudiad?]

I reckon Baron will kill Donald in the white house in 2025 or 2026 and then accidentally marry Melania and win the 2028 election for the republicans with the support of 100% of the dems. At the inauguration, in front of the biggest ever inauguration crowd EVER, Melania will proudly reveal herself as his mother and then he will stab his eyes out in horror and fall off the stage and die.

 

[Unicron]

I reckon Baron will kill Donald in the white house in 2025 or 2026 and then accidentally marry Melania and win the 2028 election for the republicans with the support of 100% of the dems. At the inauguration, in front of the biggest ever inauguration crowd EVER, Melania will proudly reveal herself as his mother and then he will stab his eyes out in horror and fall off the stage and die.

Feels a little derivative.

 

[hiadudiad?]

What if Bernie came back as a giant sphinx and with laser for eyes ?