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[old]

Re: Furkin BASTITCH

Originally posted by Burgerbarbaby
Right, I'm bringing out the big guns now, me boya.

There's no gun bigger than Tears On The Telephone.

 

[Goodbye]

Re: Furkin BASTITCH

Originally posted by Burgerbarbaby
Right, I'm bringing out the big guns now, me boya.

1. Seasons in the Sun - Terry Jacks (EVERY compilation tape should start with this!)
2. I just called to say I love you - Stevie Wonder
3. The Birdie song - whoever that was
4. Camouflage - Stan Ridgeway
5. The Deck Of Cards - Christy Walsh of Carlow Local Radio...actually this is a realy class song, right up there with his other classic,
6. The Drunken Driver (a moral tale for any man with a car, a wife, and kids)
7. I need a hero - Bonnie Tyler
8. There's an Old Cottage waiting in the country - Declan Nerney
(great song, great name)
9. Daddy's Girl - I think it was T.R. Dallas.
10. Sacrifice/Healing Hands (BOTH of them!!!)- Elton John
11. What colour is the wind - Charlie Landsborough (yes!)
12. Messenger boy - Christie Hennessy
13. Dannii Minogues new song.
13. A medley of Paul Brady
13. To finish off, some Cradle of Filth, or perhaps Limp Bizkit.

Yes.
Yes, that'll do...........

scary

 

[spiritualtramp]

count me in too. I lurve making tapes .|..|

 

[pete]

the birdie song = the tweets

 

[pete]

Originally posted by old
Hey!
That was my idea originally.
I just nicked it back cos you didn't use it.

yet

what's their availability like?

 

[Theseus Mock]

Originally posted by billygannon
Egg's gig sounds perfect to me... Friday night and all......

But won't all those Lord of the Ring lovers be dicking around the UCG with all those other cool fanactic type people?

 

[herv]

Originally posted by enchance
But won't all those Lord of the Ring lovers be dicking around the UCG with all those other cool fanactic type people?

theres nothing wrong with fanatic people. can i have your telephone number? do you want to hang out some day soon? what are you doing this evening? do you like scarification?

 

[Pantone247]

Re: Furkin BASTITCH

ho ho!

you now what they say, you havn't heard Tubular Bells till you heard it copied from the vinyl record on to a badly damged C90 at the wrong speed, oh yes!

I'll even let it skip on the scratches for ages before I tap the needle on

and for a treat I'll put it on side two as well!!

here is that The Deck of Cards song the on about the solider with the cards and its all "The 52 cards remind me of the 52 weeks of the year, the four suits rmind me of the four seasons, the....zzz zzz zzz"

cause that song is hilarious

Originally posted by Burgerbarbaby
Right, I'm bringing out the big guns now, me boya.

1. Seasons in the Sun - Terry Jacks (EVERY compilation tape should start with this!)
2. I just called to say I love you - Stevie Wonder
3. The Birdie song - whoever that was
4. Camouflage - Stan Ridgeway
5. The Deck Of Cards - Christy Walsh of Carlow Local Radio...actually this is a realy class song, right up there with his other classic,
6. The Drunken Driver (a moral tale for any man with a car, a wife, and kids)
7. I need a hero - Bonnie Tyler
8. There's an Old Cottage waiting in the country - Declan Nerney
(great song, great name)
9. Daddy's Girl - I think it was T.R. Dallas.
10. Sacrifice/Healing Hands (BOTH of them!!!)- Elton John
11. What colour is the wind - Charlie Landsborough (yes!)
12. Messenger boy - Christie Hennessy
13. Dannii Minogues new song.
13. A medley of Paul Brady
13. To finish off, some Cradle of Filth, or perhaps Limp Bizkit.

Yes.
Yes, that'll do...........

 

[P. Littbarski]

im disapointed Burgerbarbaby

theres no supertramp ! ! !

 

[Theseus Mock]

Originally posted by herv
theres nothing wrong with fanatic people. can i have your telephone number? do you want to hang out some day soon? what are you doing this evening? do you like scarification?

my favorite color is blue.

 

[pete]

Re: Re: Furkin BASTITCH

Originally posted by Pantone247
here is that The Deck of Cards song the on about the solider with the cards and its all "The 52 cards remind me of the 52 weeks of the year, the four suits rmind me of the four seasons, the....zzz zzz zzz"

I was that soldier.

Treble T-R Community Radio. What an experience.

 

[Burgerbarbaby]

This is like Top Trumps....deadly.
Or Pokemon or Pogs or some shit.
Or the episode of Itchy And Scratchy where they point the bigger and bigger guns at each other.

Well, if I was to go totally nuclear, I'd lash on the Stereophonics album. Or the Frog Chorus, over and over again.

But.
that would.
Be.
Toooooooo

Easy.

No.
What I would do is


THIS.......

The Deck of Cards



During the North African Campaign, a bunch of soldier boys had been on a long hike. They arrived in a little town called Casino. The next morning being Sunday, several of the boys went to church. A sergeant commanded the boys in church.


After the Chaplain read the prayer, the text was taken up next. Those of the boys that had a prayer book took them out. One boy had only a deck of cards, and he spread them out. The sergeant saw the cards and said, "Soldier, put away those cards." After the service was over, the soldier was taken prisoner and brought before the Provost Marshal.


The Marshal said, "Sergeant, why have you brought this man here?"


"For playing cards in church, Sir," was the response.


The Marshal asked the soldier, "And what have you to say for yourself, son?"


"Much, Sir," replied the soldier.


The Marshal stated, "I hope so, for if not I will punish you more than any man was ever punished."


The soldier said, "Sir, I have been on the march for about six months. I have neither bible nor a prayer book, but I hope to satisfy you, sir, with the purity of my intentions." And with that, the boy started his story ...


"You see, sir, when I look at the Ace, it reminds me that there is but one God.
And the deuce reminds me that the bible is divided into two parts: the Old and the New Testaments.
When I see the trey, I think of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit.
And when I see the four, I think of the four evangelists who preached the Gospel: there was Matthew, Mark, Luke and John.
And when I see the five, it reminds me of the five wise virgins who trimmed their lamps; there were ten of them: five were wise and were saved, five were foolish and were shut out.
When I see the six, it reminds me that in six days God made this heaven and earth.
And when I see the seven, it reminds me that on the seventh day, God rested from his great work.
And when I see the eight, I think of the eight righteous persons that God saved when he destroyed the earth: there was Noah, his wife, their sons and their wives.
And when I see the nine, I think of the lepers our saviour cleansed, and that nine of the ten didn't even thank him.
When I see the ten, I think of the ten commandments that God handed down to Moses on a tablet of stone.
When I see the King, it reminds me that there is but one King of Heaven, God Almighty.
And when I see the Queen, I think of the blessed Virgin Mary who is the Queen of Heaven.
And the Jack or Knave is the Devil.


When I count the number of spots in a deck of cards, I find 365, the number of days in a year.
There are 52 cards, the number of weeks in a year.
There are four suits, the number of weeks in a month.
There are twelve picture cards, the number of months in a year.
There are thirteen tricks, the number of weeks in a quarter.


So you see, Sir, my deck of cards serves me as a bible, an almanac and a prayer book."


The author and performer of "Deck of Cards" was
T. Texas Tyler.
He stated at the conclusion:
"And friends, this story is true.
I know ... I was that soldier."





aaaaaaaaaaaaay thank yop.

 

[Pantone247]

Originally posted by Burgerbarbaby

"And friends, this story is true.
I know ... I was that soldier."

ha ha ha ha ha!!

wow, that is brilliant, isn't it

Its a fantastic song, Brenden Balfe used to lay it a lot, pretty hilarious.

you don't *actually* have a copy of it do you Burgerbarbaby?

 

[minka]

somewhere in my father's collection of varyingly humorous "funny" records, there is a parody of this, which ends "..i know, i was that cricket bat".

 

[egg_]

In my parents house is a recording of The Deck of Cards done by the guy who did the voice for Baloo in The Jungle Book ... Phil Harris I think his name was. He also does a version of The Darktown Poker Club which is rockin

 

[minka]

for true class, one of these compilations will have to feature the song "son, don't go near the indians", a touching country song about racism and possible incest. the friend of mine who has a recording of this mighty work also has one of mike murphy singing "dreams of an everyday housewife".

actually, they may be on the same record. shudder.

 

[herv]

minka, what was the story about the irish schoolbook and the boxer again? that was deadly...

 

[minka]

are you referring to my dad's school irish book?

it had a section on "at the boxing match" that featured the sentence "ta an fear gorm i gcruachas", tastefully translated as "the nigger is in difficulties". ah, 1950s ireland.

 

[herv]

that was the one. charming stuff.

 

[dubh in seattle]

my compilation tape:
all daniel o'donnel.