Thumped Confession/Absolution Thread (3 Viewers)

[Ex-User (5762)]

Rich fruit cake (with lots of alcohol in it) which is what all wedding cakes should be made from, will keep easily for a year. Actually, they get much nicer over time.

sounds like a good reason to get married to me.

 

[Pantone247]

sounds like a good reason to get married to me.

or just get a wedding cake...

that way you can (wait for it) have your cake AND eat it!



*applause*

 

[Yurn!]

I ate it and blamed the brother I'd stabbed.

I've never read a sentence as good as that.

 

[jane]

does cake keep for a year? news to me if it does... freezer job?

According to North American wedding traditions, you keep some of your wedding cake (which isn't usually fruitcake), which you're meant to eat on your first anniversary or summat. Most people keep it in the freezer, but I've no idea how well it keeps. It's possible that the kind of cake used for wedding cakes (or at least for the top tier, which is usually the bit they keep) keeps well.

 

[Pantone247]

According to North American wedding traditions

does North America have 'traditions'???

It's just a word I'd associate with older, richer, more, um, cultured cultures...

what are they like

"always tip the pizza dude"

"count to three out loud when you're resetting your nintendo"

"if you see a corn chip on the ground you have to eat it, and indeed all the corn chips from the bag it fell from and all the other bags of corn chips that maybe in your house, nay trailer caravan"

is this blatant attempt to antagonise blatant enough?

 

[CitySickness]

is this blatant attempt to antagonise blatant enough?

You're going to have to be less subtle.

 

[CitySickness]

How about something like:
"Dear The United States Of America And All Who've Ever Lived There Or Visited There Or Said Or Thought The Words Or Once Saw A Picture Of An Eagle: you are all, man woman and beast, one-eyed cultureless thieves"

 

[jane]

How about something like:
"Dear The United States Of America And All Who've Ever Lived There Or Visited There Or Said Or Thought The Words Or Once Saw A Picture Of An Eagle: you are all, man woman and beast, one-eyed cultureless thieves"

Dear Rest of the World,

You forgot slothful, greedy, imperialist, warmongering, oil-guzzling, vote-stealing, snot-drinking bastards.

While you were reading that list, we just toppled your government and replaced it with a load of old jam jars we couldn't be arsed to carry to the bottlebank in one of our many Humvees. Guess which one I peed in? That's your new leader.

Love,
America

 

[Pantone247]

You're going to have to be less subtle.

I'll tell you what, I'll say the same thing again only in HUGE OBNOXIOUS TYPE


does North America have 'traditions'???

It's just a word I'd associate with older, richer, more, um, cultured cultures...

what are they like

"always tip the pizza dude"

"count to three out loud when you're resetting your nintendo"

"if you see a corn chip on the ground you have to eat it, and indeed all the corn chips from the bag it fell from and all the other bags of corn chips that maybe in your house, nay trailer caravan"

is this blatant attempt to antagonise blatant enough?

 

[jane]

You made my Eagle cry.

 

[Pantone247]

AMERICAN TRADITONS contd.

131. keep a carefree attiude to vowls and never use an s where a z would do

 

[egg_]

I felt like punching this brain box 6th year cause shes got A1s (all honors) in everything in the mocks

That bitch
I'd say this was her fault too http://www.thumped.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=47222

 

[CitySickness]

While you were reading that list, we just toppled your government and replaced it with a load of old jam jars we couldn't be arsed to carry to the bottlebank in one of our many Humvees. Guess which one I peed in? That's your new leader.

I am reminded of this:

 

[Pantone247]

Dear America

We've decided to move little Bobbys birthday party to the Chuck E Cheeze, whatever that is, on 10th and Main, also we're now having it at 2.am on saturday and have hired Koko The Crack Whore in stead of Coco the Clown

See you there!!!




Dear Rest of The World

Little Bobbys birthday is still in ours on friday as planned, we got Coco The Clown too! Fun!

See you there!!!

p.s. don't tell America!!!!

 

[CitySickness]

Anyway (or anyhoo for our American piss overlords) this thread is all about confessions. Mine is this:

I keep reading the title of this thread as the "Thumped Confession/Abortion Thread"

 

[Pantone247]

AMERICAN TRADITONS contd.

131. keep a carefree attiude to vowls and never use an s where a z would do

132. American traditional proverb: "If in doubt... SEND IN MORE TROOPS!"

 

[jane]

Dear Rest of the World,

Bet you're wondering why little Bobby didn't show up for his own birthday party. Coco the 'Clown' was really 'Coco the Homeland Security Special Ops', and he has escorted Bobby on a very special birthday trip to a very special place, kind of like Chuck E Cheeze but in Cuba. It has people in brightly coloured costumes and funny masks, plus waterboarding and other fun things, like we spend a lot of time asking him the same question until he cries. Then he goes to the bathroom and we play 'bobbing for presents' until he admits he's a freedom-hater.

See you in 2009!

Byeeeeee,
America

 

[jane]

Anyway (or anyhoo for our American piss overlords) this thread is all about confessions. Mine is this:

I keep reading the title of this thread as the "Thumped Confession/Abortion Thread"

Bless me father, for I have sinned. I'm pregnant.

Yes, my child, you are, you filthy, filthy whore.

Well?

Well, what?

Where's my abortion?

 

[mr pharmacist!!!!1]

You made my Eagle cry.

is that what you kids are calling it these days?

 

[jane]

is that what you kids are calling it these days?

Ah, nuts, maybe this one will work:

GODDAMMIT, WHO DO YOU HAVE TO BOMB IN THIS INTERNET TO GET A FUCKING PICTURE OF A FUCKING EAGLE SUPERIMPOSED ON A FUCKING GODDAMN AMERICAN FLAG, RIGHT?