Thumped Confession/Absolution Thread (1 Viewer)

[CitySickness]

You're just not looking hard enough. LIKE WITH ALL TEH WMD ROFL.

 

[jane]

FREEDOM-HATER.

 

[Pantone247]

Dear America

We both know there's nothing we're going to do about this, well we'll wring our hands at Bobbys dissapearance, are liberal free media will call for his return and our kids may have a march or two... but in reality we'll just act a little akward the next time we see you, try and avoid your gaze at parties and, after a few brewskis, tell all the other countrys that we think you're a dick, but adding quickly "don't tell them we said that though!"

I guess what it all comes down to is as much as we bitch and whinge about the agressive brand of imperial justice you shove about the planet, we're just jealous of all the cool shit you have like Rap music, Lynsey Lohan and Chuck E Cheeze...

go easy on billy...

Dear Rest of the World,

Bet you're wondering why little Bobby didn't show up for his own birthday party. Coco the 'Clown' was really 'Coco the Homeland Security Special Ops', and he has escorted Bobby on a very special birthday trip to a very special place, kind of like Chuck E Cheeze but in Cuba. It has people in brightly coloured costumes and funny masks, plus waterboarding and other fun things, like we spend a lot of time asking him the same question until he cries. Then he goes to the bathroom and we play 'bobbing for presents' until he admits he's a freedom-hater.

See you in 2009!

Byeeeeee,
America

 

[CitySickness]

FREEDOM-HATER.

Told you he was dead. To be fair, I didn't see him going out like this, but if you guys can wheel out that sort of Photoshop firepower when it's needed most, fair fucks to you.

 

[Pantone247]

You're just not looking hard enough. LIKE WITH ALL TEH WMD ROFL.

OH NO YOU DIDN'T!!!

Hi-5!!!

 

[Pantone247]

go easy on billy...

Billy

 

[jane]

 

[billygannon]

Billy

I work with a guy who has the same name as you. I'm the only person who can pronounce it.

 

[CitySickness]

OH NO YOU DIDN'T!!!

Hi-5!!!

Uh, yeah, I did. Didn't you read it properly or something? I guess that's OK, reading is for fags.

 

[CitySickness]

Oh come ON! That's an elegant, presedential giganto bong. And it fucking rules.

 

[Pantone247]

I work with a guy who has the same name as you. I'm the only person who can pronounce it.

English people trying pronounce my name is funny shit

 

[CitySickness]

English people trying pronounce my name is funny shit

Do they say "two hundred and forty-seven" instead of "two-four-seven", or is it the Pantone (pánt-wan) bit they get wrong?

 

[flashback]

A lad from our lab went to a thing in Dublin, and to meet Aoife McLysaght. The whole time there he hadn't the faintest idea how to say her name, so he called her Dr Lysaght because he had overheard someone saying that, and he could reconcile that name with that word.

When I told him how to say Aoife, he thought they were talking about someone else.

 

[MDR]

Americans say 9/11 instead of september the eleventh. They say 911 instead of 999 too. They have 7/11s as well. We used to have them too, back in the days when Xtravision was still cool.

I was in my kitchen as a youn 'un and was taunting my brother in the back garden. He kicked the ball at the kitchen window, trying to magically bypass the glass and hit me in the face. He smashed the window and we both said that the guy who lived behind us had thrown a lump of coal and done it. We produced a lump of coal from our coal bunker as evidence.

 

[flashback]

There is something going on with americans and herbs though.
They take pride in butchering pronounciations of basically all herbs. And, then, just to add salt to the wound, they call them 'Erbs.

Like they are fucking Rastafarians talking about weed.

 

[MDR]

In cafe di napoli I heard an italian reggae band singing 'if you continue to burn down de 'erb, we will continue to rebel'.

 

[flashback]

In cafe di napoli I heard an italian reggae band singing 'if you continue to burn down de 'erb, we will continue to rebel'.

::clef:: if youa continueah to burn downah de 'erbah, we will continueah to arebelah::clef::

I used to kiss this Dublin Italian crusty, mad into Kila and everything. Francesca something or other.

 

[nlgbbbblth]

They have 7/11s as well. We used to have them too, back in the days when Xtravision was still cool.

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There was one in Sandymount.
Reminds me of that Cure gig in 1989.

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

i once stole the vicars post, and threw it in the river. It was books about God.

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

http://grouphug.us/confessions/264250533