Thumped Confession/Absolution Thread (1 Viewer)

[KokaneeCowgirl]

When I was four I stabbed my brother in the leg with a fork. I still remember that incident rather fondly.

When I was thirteen, my mother got remarried and they saved a portion of their cake for their first anniversary. I ate it and blamed the brother I'd stabbed.

 

[theoootini]

youre all guilty of unforgivable sloth.
GET BACK TO WORK

 

[jane]

When I was about five or six, I kicked my brother in the nuts because he was being really horrible to me and trying to play his favourite game, which was called "Beatin'" and involved beating the crap out of me. I kicked him once to no effect, then a second time, a hell of a lot harder, and it caused him so much pain that I thought I'd killed him. I don't think I've ever felt so remorseful. Not that he didn't do ten times worse to me on a regular basis, but it was awful to see him writhing on the floor, unable to speak.

 

[Vinnie]

I've been blackmailing a baby for the last three weeks

 

[Squiggle]

I've been blackmailing a baby for the last three weeks

Is it paying up?

 

[Vinnie]

My new suit made of used Pampers says yes.

Is it paying up?

 

[Squiggle]

My new suit made of used Pampers says yes.

I'll bet you don't have any trouble getting a drink at the bar.

 

[Vinnie]

I just won Tallaght's best dressed male award.

I'll bet you don't have any trouble getting a drink at the bar.

 

[wild_cat]

I felt like punching this brain box 6th year cause shes got A1s (all honors) in everything in the mocks.

While I failed pass maths, 42% honors economics and 56% pass french havent got the others back but jesus!

Then I thought its ok, she has no personality, she just sits there looking like shes about to fall a sleep and never speaks. Plus she listens to the libertines and rooster which is punishment enough

 

[HMD]

I've been milking the cat at home and putting it in the coffee machine in work. no one has noticed so far.

 

[Squiggle]

I just won Tallaght's best dressed male award.

I'll bet it takes ages to dry after you've washed it though... what with all that absorbency.

 

[Vinnie]

Wash?

I'll bet it takes ages to dry after you've washed it though... what with all that absorbency.

 

[Pantone247]

I've been milking the cat at home and putting it in the coffee machine in work. no one has noticed so far.

if no one catches you, it's not a sin

 

[Squiggle]

Wash?

I was afraid you were going to say that.

 

[snakybus]

This is all confessions

I feel, as the holiest person here, that I have the power to absolve sins.

You are all absolved. Except La La, who must continue to have impure thoughts. Don't question why: "He who questions the will of god, lo he shall get warts in a sticky place."

 

[wild_cat]

oh yeah hahahahah

Was in the bank with my mother after school paying the leaving cert fees which are meant to be filled in with black pen. So my mother handed me what she said was a black pen but turned out to be blue. I shouted

"thats a fucking blue pen, what the fuck you said it was fucking black for fuck sake"

Whole bank turned around to see what was going on. Poor mother just went quiet and went "dont be curisng"

 

[Pantone247]

"thats a fucking blue pen, what the fuck you said it was fucking black for fuck sake"

Whole bank turned around to see what was going on. Poor mother just went quiet and went "dont be curisng"

"I never asked to be born!"

 

[La La]

I've been milking the cat at home and putting it in the coffee machine in work. no one has noticed so far.

if no one catches you, it's not a sin

CCTV

This is all confessions

I feel, as the holiest person here, that I have the power to absolve sins.

You are all absolved. Except La La, who must continue to have impure thoughts. Don't question why: "He who questions the will of god, lo he shall get warts in a sticky place."

fine, as long as i dont get carted off to a magdelene laundry

 

[La La]

oh yeah hahahahah

Was in the bank with my mother after school paying the leaving cert fees which are meant to be filled in with black pen. So my mother handed me what she said was a black pen but turned out to be blue. I shouted

"thats a fucking blue pen, what the fuck you said it was fucking black for fuck sake"

Whole bank turned around to see what was going on. Poor mother just went quiet and went "dont be curisng"

if i ever spoke to my mother like that (and i wouldnt, cos im a good girl) she'd fucking kill me. and she'd be justified in doing so!

it's not like she handed you a tampon, is it??

 

[dAndAn]

I jocked me Granda in front of me sisters. Pants n all....

No mess.