Thumped Confession/Absolution Thread (3 Viewers)

[Pantone247]

I saw a dude puking on Nassau street around lunchtime.

Is that nine impure thoughts, Panty?

it's actually back down to seven now

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

Is felching a sin?

 

[Corey]

Is felching a sin?

Jesus Fuck.I'm going to have to reheat and eat this later.

 

[snakybus]

I was the subject of impure thoughts. I have no proof of this, of course, but it stands to reason.

 

[george mcfly]

i murdered a burger

 

[HMD]

Is felching a sin?

only if it's your ma or da. priests are ok.

 

[Johnnyc]

I killed a man, but he smited me - so it's cool with God n' all.

 

[HMD]

I spent 2 hours this morning (between 3 and 5am) contemplating murdering my neighbour. She is such a noisy cow

was that the same neighbor that gave about about you making noise.

 

[Gambra]

Nasty. Your all just nasty.

 

[Squiggle]

I was the subject of impure thoughts. I have no proof of this, of course, but it stands to reason.

You wish... copy and paste Pantone's confession if you're too ashamed to type it. I can supply the evidence!

was that the same neighbor that gave about about you making noise.

I wish, my caretaker would deal with that one. No, its the one with the illegal cat.

 

[La La]

I shat in my hands and threw it at my sister when i was four.

Result.

and now your daughter is doing the same thing to you. if i remember you call her 'shit slinger'?


aint life wunnerful

 

[jane]

it's actually back down to seven now

Still, I'd prefer it if you'd keep your hands where I can see them.

ETA: Hands. Where I can see the hands. Just the hands.

 

[Corey]

I was a better shot.

Daddy wins.

 

[La La]

I was a better shot.

Daddy wins.

"Daddy or Shit"

*chuckle*

 

[snakybus]

You wish... copy and paste Pantone's confession if you're too ashamed to type it. I can supply the evidence!

you put two and two together and got 5!

I was just about to confess that other sin about doctoring your poem, but anyway...

I, also, coveted mine neighbours Ox since I got up this morning

 

[Squiggle]

you put two and two together and got 5!

I was just about to confess that other sin about doctoring your poem, but anyway...

I, also, coveted mine neighbours Ox since I got up this morning

Good man! Confession is good for the soul - or so they say.

 

[billygannon]

I, also, coveted mine neighbours Ox since I got up this morning

In fairness, that Ox definitely invites covets.

 

[snakybus]

actually it was just an oxo cube

 

[La La]

i am having impure thoughts right now

 

[billygannon]

i am having impure thoughts right now

about oxo cubes?