Thread for the worst football ever played (2 Viewers)

[Cormcolash]

Jelavic has lost all confidence in front of goal. he missed a sitter in the second half.

IT'S BECAUSE HE'S SHITE, JUST LIKE I SAID!!!

 

[washingcattle]

IT'S BECAUSE HE'S SHITE, JUST LIKE I SAID!!!

Are you banging on about that gibberish again. 18 goals in 34 starts says otherwise. For us that's as good a striker as we've had since Lineker. He holds the ball up well, runs the channels well and passes well. His confidence in front of goal is the problem at the moment but he's far from shite.

Anyway with a bit of luck Big Vic will bang a few in.

 

[washingcattle]

From BBC live text

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Swansea 0-0 Chelsea
Oh my word. Eden Hazard has just tangled with a ball boy behind the goal!

The ball boy refused to give the ball back, he lies on top of the ball and Hazard gives him a kick to the ribs as he tries to reclaim the ball. Extraordinary!

Demba Ba goes over to help the young lad out. I've never seen anything quite like that


RED CARD- Eden Hazard (80 mins)
This is truly remarkable. Eden Hazard has been sent-off for kicking a ball boy.

I'll say that again - Eden Hazard has been sent-off for kicking a ball boy.

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Did anyone see it ? What the fuck ?


Prepare for a lengthy ban you fucking goon.

 

[washingcattle]

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What the fuck is going on here ?

Great Kenny Dagliesh style reaction from whoever is in charge of Chelskis Twitter account too

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Chelsea FC on Twitter: "Has football gone mad? Hazard is sent off for kicking the ball under a ball boy attempting to smother the ball rather than return it."

 

[Unicron]

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What the fuck is going on here ?

Great Kenny Dagliesh style reaction from whoever is in charge of Chelskis Twitter account too

The kid on twitter this afternoon ...

“@CHARLIEM0RGAN: The king of all ball boys is back making his final appearance #needed #for #timewasting ”

Hero

 

[washingcattle]

The kid on twitter this afternoon ...

“@CHARLIEM0RGAN: The king of all ball boys is back making his final appearance #needed #for #timewasting ”

Hero

That's absolutely brilliant.

He can now proudly take his place at the top ballboy table with these two legends

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[Cormcolash]

I think the real issue here is, is Hazard worse than Suarez? If Suarez had done this, he'd have been deported already.

 

[washingcattle]

I think the real issue here is, is Hazard worse than Suarez? If Suarez had done this, he'd have been deported already.

And he'd have deserved it.

Right Hector Grey; ?

 

[Hector Grey]

And he'd have deserved it.

Right Hector Grey; ?

Dunno. much cheaper to send a man to Belgium than to Uruguay. Suarez would probably get another chance.

 

[BonsaiSuperstar]

I'd have kicked him too, little twat!

 

[Cormcolash]

Haha yeah, it was almost fair enough really!

 

[Hector Grey]

The "ballboy" was as big as him. They were contemporaries, and yer man was taking the piss. It's hilarious, really. What'sup with football, why has it gotten so stupid?

 

[Unicron]

Peter Odemwinge, what a dope.

 

[washingcattle]

Fuck him. Shane Long should get more playing time now. At least Shane want's to fucking play.

 

[washingcattle]

Fuck him. Shane Long should get more playing time now. At least Shane want's to fucking play.

Actually doubly fuck him the cunt almost certainly had a clause in his would be contract with QPR that said he could leave at the end of the season if the got relegated. So move there, barely give a toss for 3 months for a small fortune and then get another pay rise when they inevetably go down. What a prick.

Who leaves a club in 9th to go and play in the championship next season? In fact if I was a QPR supporter I'd have major doubts about the motives of the players they've signed recently. Chris Samba ? Loic Remy ? Jermain Jenas ? Big money for 3 months work.

ALBION can confirm that no agreement was reached with QPR over the transfer of Peter Odemwingie before the closure of the January window and that the striker remains under contract at The Hawthorns.

The Club were extremely disappointed to witness TV footage of Odemwingie arriving at Loftus Road on Thursday evening despite further talks between the two Barclays Premier League sides proving fruitless. Odemwingie was also never given permission to speak to QPR about a potential move.

Chairman Jeremy Peace said: “This evening’s developments have brought a conclusion to what has been an unsavoury affair.

“As our Sporting & Technical Director (designate) Richard Garlick has repeatedly said in recent days, we had no need or desire to sell our core players.

“The only way we would have considered letting Peter leave was if an acceptable offer was forthcoming and if we had found a suitable replacement at relatively short notice.

“Neither materialised and, in the end, the matter became a point of principle as much as anything.

“Peter has acted wholly unprofessionally. He must now accept the fact he remains under contract for a further 18 months and has to focus on his Albion commitments.”

Poor West Brom have a real problem now if he's going to be a moody bollox for the remainder of the season.

 

[washingcattle]

"New song by Odemwingie 'Sign Me Maybe'...'Hey, I just drove here. And this is crazy. I'm in your car park. So sign me maybe' hahaha class!".

It's bad when Gibbo puts the boot in.

 

[washingcattle]

Johnny H nominates himself on twitter. You don't see that too often

"Played worst game ever in the shirt of Everton. Let team-mates and fans down but they never let me down. Will work hard to come back strong."

 

[Hector Grey]

It's bad when Gibbo puts the boot in.

Did Gibbo give twitter another shot? Fair play to him.

 

[washingcattle]

Did Gibbo give twitter another shot? Fair play to him.

Yeah he's mad for the banter. Mainly about his dog and his Sky dish not working.

 

[Hector Grey]

He should look at the sky dish for 89 minutes with his hands on his hips, then give it a kick. It's a trick that's made him a millionaire, should fix the dish too.