Things your parents told you as a kid (1 Viewer)

[Jim Daniels]

My Dad told me he built Hawaii.

I told my teacher and she said "he must be a great man, your Dad".

Believed it until the age of about 8...

Can't wait to have kids...

 

[pete]

My Dad told me he built Hawaii.

I told my teacher and she said "he must be a great man, your Dad".

Believed it until the age of about 8...

Can't wait to have kids...

"You're not going to be a painter and decorator." - My Dad, repeatedly, between 1971-1989

 

[Eddie Gorilla]

"Don't worry son, you'll be 17 someday" - My Ma, this morning.

 

[billygannon]

"Goodbye"

 

[chutneyfarmer]

"You'll never get anywhere if you don't study" My Dad (1980-2003)

And look at me now, unemployed and still living at home. Ha i showed him!!!!!!!!

No wait a sec...

Shit

 

[MDR]

Because I was/am hyper (and no other reason) I was told I had been given gary glitter's blood in a blood transfusion after birth.

Also, i was told that black forest gateau had splinters in it.

 

[MDR]

I now tell me neice that i am Dublin heads or tails champion.

 

[avernus]

A friend of mine's Dad told him one christmas "c'mon we go see Santy's grave". guy bawled for a good hour.

 

[pete]

"I hope you're that smart in your exams." - Me ma, (too) frequently, 1984-1987

 

[Phil]

Fair's what you pay on the bus.

 

[Eddie Gorilla]

"I know right fuckin' well yer not just checkin' it for lumps" - Me Ma, last week.

 

[mackle]

"what, you wanna go to a punk concert? You gotta be joking. Punks are drop outs who just end up bumming of the goverment"

-My Ma, December 2003

 

[wild_cat]

That if I ate to much suger worms would come out of my ears.
That only 15 year old scumbags with babies dyed their hair blonde.

 

[pete]

That only 15 year old scumbags with babies dyed their hair blonde.

that one is true

 

[wild_cat]

"fuck out of the car NOW!!!"

Thats what my mother said to me this morning after I asked her why she was related to all the retards in the village.

 

[avernus]

"fuck out of the car NOW!!!"

Thats what my mother said to me this morning after I asked her why she was related to all the retards in the village.

surely you are too then.

 

[Eddie Gorilla]

"fuck out of the car NOW!!!"

Thats what my mother said to me this morning after I asked her why she was related to all the retards in the village.

I would've done the same if ya were my young'in..

 

[bandit]

They convinced me I was a princess in hiding. That one lasted a good year or so.
Also, that television and electricity came from space.

 

[It Will Never Last]

Fair's what you pay on the bus.

Should have gotten smart and said "its spelt FARE ya thick cunt" to him. Probably would have got a box off him but.

"fuck out of the car NOW!!!"

Thats what my mother said to me this morning after I asked her why she was related to all the retards in the village.

In fairness, if you were my chiseler I'd have pushed you out at high speed for that.

Me:

"Turn that shite down!" - too often to count
"If the wind changes you'll stay like that" - me Ma.

She wasn't lying!

 

[La La]

"i want gets nothing" - my mum, repeatedly, between the foetal stage until I was about 9.