The Twilight Thread (1 Viewer)

[nooleen]

I think I'm the wrong age and gender for all this twilight malarkey. Its like vampires as styled by the GAP.

the spooOOooooOOoooky gap - with sparkles!

 

[Jill Hives]

the spooOOooooOOoooky gap - with sparkles!

Sparkles are IN this season, so I've heard.

 

[Lili Marlene]

Just watched New Moon. Man, it just goes on and on. Dakota Fanning was unexpected.

anyway, here is a picture of the series taken from wikipedia. As you can see they are crushing Shakespeare

Edit: incidentally, the bit in the film where he quotes Shakespeare = AMAZING

 

[Lili Marlene]

so allegedly the new film is..... good?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2010/jun/28/twilight-saga-eclipse-reviews

Or better than the first two. Which means it's better than two bad films, faint praise.....

 

[nooleen]

i still can't believe she's called 'bella swan'.
i might actually go to the cinema for this one though...then again probably not

 

[nooleen]

Holy shit. The fouth book sounds amazing.

http://chud.com/articles/articles/2...ING-DAWN-MUST-BE-MADE-INTO-A-MOVIE/Page1.html

Comment #22 (Posted by Jordan)
LOL. I had the the absolute pleasure of hearing about all of this from my girlfriend after casually asking her which of the two Bella ends up with in the end(or if she decides to drop them both in favor of a mummy or some shit.) Seriously people, next time you've had a few beers, ask your girlfriend how the series ends and let her tell you everything Devin just told you except with a goddamn straight face. It's brilliant.

 

[Lili Marlene]

the phrase 'unfilmable' has been bandied about

 

[Jill Hives]

They have to make the 4th one because it would be awesome.
Hilarious shit.
Yes, I have my ticket for the movie Saturday.
I'm telling you, it's comedy gold.
I can't wait for the crying girls.

Also: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1324999/

 

[nooleen]

this is brilliant

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my favourite bits are at 1:13 and 3:24

it skips over the actual birth though, which presumably would look something like this

 

[Lili Marlene]

goodness gracious, that's an awful lot of fan art


some more tattoos

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

jesus,he looks like he's gotten fat and middle aged in that first one,imagine going round with that on your back for the rest of your days...

 

[Lili Marlene]

The sheer crapness of the quote in the second one though

"Before you, my life was like a moonless night. Very dark"

 

[Jill Hives]

Oh sweet mother of god!
I love how crazy people are.

 

[Lili Marlene]

bah hahaha, what a picture AND article

http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/news/la-ca-twilight-addiction-20100627,0,1321211.story

My husband finally came to me and said, 'I think you love "Twilight" more than you love me,'

 

[D0njo]

goodness gracious, that's an awful lot of fan art


some more tattoos

I don't think that second one's a tattoo.. sadly the first one probably is.

I saw the first film a couple of days ago.. I won't write up an extensive review but I will say this: what a load of shit.

 

[Jill Hives]

It's teenage melodrama, it's not suppose to be 'good'.

 

[D0njo]

I didn't say it wasn't teenage melodrama. I just said it was a load of shit. I like saying it's a load of shit. There, I said it again.
I've got nothing against it reeaally.. but the acting is so atrociously bad it really put me off.. it is possible to have a bad teenage melodrama about vampires and shit with good actors, a bunch of good lines, and not be like it's 1928 sexuality wise, isn't it? hhmm, maybe not

 

[Cormcolash]

I'm 100% sure Twilight is shit and I've never seen a film or read a book

 

[D0njo]

You've never seen a film or read a book? Surely you've seen Predator? I mean, you pretty much communicate by quoting it

 

[Cormcolash]

That's real-life to me