The Twilight Thread (1 Viewer)

[ratmonkey]

Watch Full Eclipse instead, it has more Mario van Peebles.

 

[nooleen]

this is just the gayest shit ever. i've been trying to watch it for two days and i can't do more than 20 minutes or so at a time. oh kiss me! oh no i have to sleep with jake to warm up! he has to carry me with his shirt off so the vampires won't track my scent! if i have sex with edward it might kill me because he just wants me SO MUCH!

i was able to concoct better wank fantasies than that by the age of 12.

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

Jaysis.

 

[magicbastarder]

“Harry Potter is about confronting fears, finding inner strength and doing what is right in the face of adversity. Twilight is about how important it is to have a boyfriend.”
- Stephen King