The stupid thread. (1 Viewer)

[Pantone247]

Growse.

there's nothing growse about periods Jane, grow up already, it's a natural amazing thing thats like a gateway of life and death from the opening of the unviersal mother to the swing lid bin in a public toilet of the cosmic mystery, just cause Society has decided women should hide their wilde wiki femme fetales by making them ashamed of the monthly miracle their minges miraculously materialise mysteriously, doesn't mean you should feel like you have to scowl with the rest of the middle aged grey haired men in suits when someone makes light of the wonderous cycle of life and death that God loved you enough to bequeath upon you and your sisters

 

[Pantone247]

jesus... sorry everyone, I just came over a bit Brian Conniffee their for a second...

woah...

must be this hemlock I'm smoking....

 

[KokaneeCowgirl]

A few years back I had a chest infection and it was the company 'magical mystery tour' where they took us to an unknown location for the day for craic etc. Well they took us to Killashee House where there was an obstacle course full of breath taking activities in the grounds of the hotel. Having only joined the company in the previous couple of months, I didn't want to appear anti-social by not taking part. So what did I do? I went for gold and ran around all day doing my best to keep up despite the fact that I could barely breathe and was getting worse and worse as the day wore on.

Upon my return home that evening I promptly called a taxi to take me to a&e where they admitted me to the hospital for two days because I was only getting about 12% of the oxygen I normally should.

Fuckin idiot.

 

[jane]

there's nothing growse about periods Jane, grow up already, it's a natural amazing thing thats like a gateway of life and death from the opening of the unviersal mother to the swing lid bin in a public toilet of the cosmic mystery, just cause Society has decided women should hide their wilde wiki femme fetales by making them ashamed of the monthly miracle their minges miraculously materialise mysteriously, doesn't mean you should feel like you have to scowl with the rest of the middle aged grey haired men in suits when someone makes light of the wonderous cycle of life and death that God loved you enough to bequeath upon you and your sisters

Wow, my eye has been opened. Before I felt as mundane and ashamed as a pedal bin, but now I feel as mysterious as a swinglid bin -- thanks!

But anyway, I just think you should give yourself a bit more credit, Panty. I mean, your tampon gags aren't crude at all, but rather quite skilled. I've heard that they're snug without being constricting.

 

[Pantone247]

But anyway, I just think you should give yourself a bit more credit, Panty. I mean, your tampon gags aren't crude at all, but rather quite skilled. I've heard that they're snug without being constricting.

and they don't need a cardboard applicator




well... mostly they don't need a cardboard applicator...

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

i killed my wife, and then put an incriminating letter into the coffin, and went on the late late and said loads of weird and suspicious things, plus i re-enacted the murder in front of my wifes parents! Daft!

 

[Pantone247]

when the police were searching a field for the murder weapon did you say to a number of people

"they'd be better off searching the lake, that's where I'd put the weapon if I did it..."

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

when the police were searching a field for the murder weapon did you say to a number of people

"they'd be better off searching the lake, that's where I'd put the weapon if I did it..."

yeah, i bloody did and all! what a palava! i'm scarlett now.

 

[maims bond]

I stubbed my toe on a paper cut once.

 

[Catwoman]

In order to avoid paying Birmingham's exhorbitant car park fees (I was a student at the time, OK?) I thought it would be awfully clever to park a mile out of the city and walk in, so I did. Shopping done, I got back to where I'd left the car - it was gone. I called the police to report it stolen and two minutes later I realised I was in the wrong street. So I had to phone the police and explain. They laughed at me.

 

[Lord Damian]

told it before it another thread, but really it's quite unbelievable how stupid this is...the old man was an electrician in his day, and had left a few bare wires poking out of a light socket in the laundry room while he went out to get something...i was about...oh, i can't remember...young...early teens...figuring he must have turned the power off, i got up on a chair to inspect said wires and noticed that they need a bit of stripping...having no tools, i decided to use my teeth....

 

[jane]

And the crooked crown goes to the Canadian fella with the pointy hair.

That's good going.

 

[ernesto]

on my spare tyre it reads:
TEMPORARY USE ONLY. so there's me reading it to my friend...

"temporary, use only....... what the fuck? use when?!!"

"Aaron, there's no comma there, you spa"

s m r t

also, any footie ive played in the last 2 years or so, i always manage to kick the ball full-force into my face.
at least once a game.

 

[Corey]

I was at the British Festival of Science last year.

Stupid.

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

Once i misspelt Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. No messing.

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

I got it confused with acetylseryltyrosylserylisoleucylthreonylserylprolylserylglutaminylphenylalanylvalylphenylalanylleucylserylserylvalyltryptophylalanyaspartylprolylisoleucylglutamylleucylleucylasparaginylvalylcysteinylthreonylserylserylleucylglycylasparaginylglutaminylphenylalanylglutaminylthreonylglutaminylglutaminylalanylarginylthreonylthreonylglutaminylvalylglutaminylglutaminylphenylalanylserylglutaminylvalyltryptophyllysylprolylphenylalanylprolylglutaminylserylthreonylvalylarginylphenylalanylprolylglycylaspartylvalyltyrosyllysylvalyltyrosylarginyltyrosylasparaginylalanylvalylleucylaspartylprolylleucylisoleucylthreonylalanylleucylleucylglycylthreonylphenylalanylaspartylthreonylarginylasparaginylarginylisoleucylisoleucylglutamylvalylglutamylasparaginylglutaminylglutaminylserylprolylthreonylthreonylalanylglutamylthreonylleucylaspartylalanylthreonylarginylarginylvalylaspartylaspartylalanylthreonylvalylalanylisoleucylarginylserylalanylasparaginylisoleucylasparaginylleucylvalylasparaginylglutamylleucylvalylarginylglycylthreonylglycylleucyltyrosylasparaginylglutaminylasparaginylthreonylphenylalanylglutamylserylmethionylserylglycylleucylvalyltryptophylthreonylserylalanylprolylalanylserine

 

[ernesto]

I got it confused with acetylseryltyrosylserylisoleucylthreonylserylprolylserylglutaminylphenylalanylvalylphenylalanylleucylserylserylvalyltryptophylalanyaspartylprolylisoleucylglutamylleucylleucylasparaginylvalylcysteinylthreonylserylserylleucylglycylasparaginylglutaminylphenylalanylglutaminylthreonylglutaminylglutaminylalanylarginylthreonylthreonylglutaminylvalylglutaminylglutaminylphenylalanylserylglutaminylvalyltryptophyllysylprolylphenylalanylprolylglutaminylserylthreonylvalylarginylphenylalanylprolylglycylaspartylvalyltyrosyllysylvalyltyrosylarginyltyrosylasparaginylalanylvalylleucylaspartylprolylleucylisoleucylthreonylalanylleucylleucylglycylthreonylphenylalanylaspartylthreonylarginylasparaginylarginylisoleucylisoleucylglutamylvalylglutamylasparaginylglutaminylglutaminylserylprolylthreonylthreonylalanylglutamylthreonylleucylaspartylalanylthreonylarginylarginylvalylaspartylaspartylalanylthreonylvalylalanylisoleucylarginylserylalanylasparaginylisoleucylasparaginylleucylvalylasparaginylglutamylleucylvalylarginylglycylthreonylglycylleucyltyrosylasparaginylglutaminylasparaginylthreonylphenylalanylglutamylserylmethionylserylglycylleucylvalyltryptophylthreonylserylalanylprolylalanylserine

you're so stupid sometimes.
gawd loike

 

[RSJ]

on my spare tyre it reads:
TEMPORARY USE ONLY. so there's me reading it to my friend...

"temporary, use only....... what the fuck? use when?!!"

"Aaron, there's no comma there, you spa"

s m r t

also, any footie ive played in the last 2 years or so, i always manage to kick the ball full-force into my face.
at least once a game.

Hahah you're such a thick.

 

[ernesto]

Hahah you're such a thick.

such a thick what?

 

[RSJ]

such a thick what?