the ryanair rant thread (1 Viewer)

[ann post]

coulda been horn thread, coulda been here.

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[Deadmanposting]

Is there really such thing as powdered vodka?

 

[pete]

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[washingcattle]

http://twitter.com/nilerodgers/status/220196335746420737

http://twitter.com/nilerodgers/status/220196801624547328

http://twitter.com/nilerodgers/status/220197014070243328

Ah here.

 

[Mormon Nailer]

coulda been horn thread, coulda been here.

Horrorshow groodies

 

[rettucs]

people on medication shouldn't be flying

 

[magicbastarder]

have ryanair ceased to employ human beings?

http://www.thejournal.ie/ryanair-refuses-apologise-tohumiliated-woman-colostomy-bag-527936-Jul2012/

am very glad i've never flown with them.

 

[ann post]

 

[Anthony]

Has anyone flown with this shower recently. I'm in a small town in Spain that doesn't seem to have any printers connected to computers so I can't print my boarding pass for the flight home. I have downloaded the Ryanair app and checked in using that, sure enough it gives you your virtual boarding passes in a very fancy way but when I arrive on the airport are their staff going to know what to do with a boarding pass on my phone?? Are they going to insist on a piece of paper and €€€&&&& ? Help

 

[Reets]

Even small airports have internet kiosks with printers. You should be grand.

 

[nooleen]

don't know about the app but you need to have checked in and saved the file for printing more than four hours before boarding, partner got stung for 70 quid thinking he could print the boarding pass on the way to the airport
so make sure you have the boarding pass file saved in your email or wherever just in case

 

[nooleen]

i suspect i've just supplied totally useless information there
but anyhoo

 

[Anthony]

The app is very modern and cool but gives no option for saving your boarding pass PDF. And by fuck the internet facilities around here are woeful. I'm actually considering driving 70k to a cyber cafe. The only one in this town has one computer and their printer doesn't work.

 

[pete]

it's ryanair. what could possibly go wrong?

 

[CitySickness]

The app is very modern and cool but gives no option for saving your boarding pass PDF. And by fuck the internet facilities around here are woeful. I'm actually considering driving 70k to a cyber cafe. The only one in this town has one computer and their printer doesn't work.

In that case, I'd ask a stranger to do you a favour. Someone in town has a printer.

 

[Unicron]

The app is very modern and cool but gives no option for saving your boarding pass PDF. And by fuck the internet facilities around here are woeful. I'm actually considering driving 70k to a cyber cafe. The only one in this town has one computer and their printer doesn't work.

Are you able to take a screenshot on your phone? That's what I do when I'm flying Aer Lingus these days (been a while since I've gone Ryanair). All they need to scan is the QR/barcode, they don't need to examine the whole document.

 

[nooleen]

that's assuming they won't be utterly intransigent fucks about it

 

[Lili Marlene]

@Carlito has a great story about trying to board a train using this image on his phone as his pass

(admittedly that's most of the story)

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

The app is very modern and cool but gives no option for saving your boarding pass PDF. And by fuck the internet facilities around here are woeful. I'm actually considering driving 70k to a cyber cafe. The only one in this town has one computer and their printer doesn't work.

I want to live in this town.

 

[rettucs]

I want to live in this town.

Anthony should stay in that town and not come home.

Wouldn't have this problem then.